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'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 1

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 2

'She was fired': Boss tries to get writer fired, they've been keeping a paper trail and flip the script 3

'Wasn't given as a joke': 15 Teacher Appreciation Week gifts that are making teachers roll their eyes 4

30 of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (May 10, 2024) 5

The Most Entertaining Reddit Posts of the Week (May 10, 2024) 6

Copy-cat 1

Double trouble 2

A Wholesome Bowl of 41 Funny Feline Treats for Cool Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 3

41 Hissterical Tweets About Fluffy Felines That Are Pure Catnip for the Hooman Soul 4

Some day, some way 5

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 6