Here's the stick you sent Doggy to fetch. Doggy will not be returning and, as you can see, you had no need of him.

Custodian walks out of job after micromanaging new boss makes impolite comments: 'You deal with it, I'm going home' 1

'Either I accept it or I quit': Project director gives employee ultimatum 2

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 3

20+ Boomer Technology Struggle Posts For Coots Who Can't Check Their Email 4

'She was fired': Boss tries to get writer fired, they've been keeping a paper trail and flip the script 5

'Wasn't given as a joke': 15 Teacher Appreciation Week gifts that are making teachers roll their eyes 6

Copy-cat 1

Double trouble 2

He's innocent! 3

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Dangerfloofbelly 5

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