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I don't even know what to say anymore. If you love a good crunchwrap supreme and that weird sandwich taco thing best expresses the love you have for your "soulmate," I guess today's your lucky day. Now you can have a wedding at Taco Bell, and, Jesus, what are we even doing anymore? 

According to Taco Bell's Chief Marketing Officer Marisa Thalberg, you can now "order a wedding off of our menu." This is only available at Taco Bell's new Las Vegas Strip flagship location, which will forever be known  as the center of love and romance in the universe because we are all trash. 



This $600 package starts in summer 2017 and includes:

• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours 

• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends

• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” T-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert

• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony



via Taco Bell

You hear that? Not only do you get a t-shirt,but you get a 12 pack of tacos and a "sauce packet bouquet," the perfect start to a diarehetic wedding night, which, if I'm not mistaken, was the subject of one of Shakespeare's sonnets. God, humanity is garbage. 

Do you want to one of these people:

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