Possibly the Greatest Essay Intro of All Time

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 1

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 2

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 3

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 4

‘Your company deserves to fail’: Overworked employee quits job without notice after years of carrying company on their back, boss claims he'll sue for losses 5

'You have decided to fire me? Miss your wedding dinner tasting then!': Phone kiosk worker makes their final day of work as annoying as possible for boss 6

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 1

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 2

20 Poorly-designed items that are almost impossible to clean 3

‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 4

'The guy wanted that go-kart': Go-kart employee stunned by oblivious customer's odd request 5

'I can mimic that sound perfectly': 20+ Crafty workplace pranks that totally fooled coworkers 6