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MallardVHS

MallardVHS's Lolz

  • You smoke? When you die, who will feed me?

  • Alright, Mouseketeers, I want swordfish for dinner, so go stab me one.

  • I really hate when she says, "What stop sign?"

  • Meditation is just overthinking a nap.

  • It's really hard to tell when a stump is impressed.

  • Psst... Frank, if you don't know the words, just wing it!

  • Ai hates looking like a mouse at this age.

  • I'm gettin' a woody.

  • You can go to hell for a cardinal sin; however, this is a moccasin.

  • If dem lotions are s'posed to make you smell good, I tink you're putting 'em on wrong.

  • Sure my mind wonders, but I'm not unstabled.

  • We need a new Timmy, that's a lovely dress, the well is plugged up and what time's dinner?

  • Nice ass.

  • The fish were tasty, but dang I've gotta pee!

  • I trust you'll bleed better than you throw.

  • We haven't settled on a price. I'm just getting an esti-mate.

  • Mommy, who does our hare?

  • I went over

  • Is it trash day yet?

  • I'm thinking of retiring south, but it may just be a wild hair up my butt.

  • Well, I've got the "no hands" thing down pat.

  • "Boop" and you die.

  • A MANual? Woohoo! Mommy's gettin' married!

  • The first five shots were wet, but I'll keep trying.

  • They said I couldn't get them all in, but I'm what they call a "crative genius."

  • I hear meowing, but it sounds... mocking.

  • Is okay. I not wearing sash.

  • 90 proof = rye tangle

  • I tink my laurels are falling asleep.

  • I needs to rest a spell.

 
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