Squee-For-Mezaz09

Mom: (opening the front door in pajamas) Me: Are you going to work like that? Mom: There a prob...

*my mom lays down and her cat Toby takes her pillow. Mom: Aww, soo cute. I love u toby! Soo Soo ...

Me: It's so weird all of a sudden having friends Mom: What do you mean all of a sudden? Don't yo...

When spinning around in a chair that has wheels at work, make sure you pay attention. You will sm...

When brushing your teeth, before freaking out about the blood in your toothbrush/saliva, remember...

Don't drink soda while reading LFMFs. Just don't. It HURTS when it comes out your nose. #LFMF

Before telling the professor you don't know the answer make sure they're not talking to the perso...