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aunty: hey mum, remember what you used to call me when i was a teen? nana: no aunty: you used t...

Me: Mom, you ready? Mom: For what? Me: We're having dinner with my boyfriend's family! You insi...

*Mom is sipping from a cup* Mom: Want to drink some Jello?

dad: (after several beers) have you ever seen an 80 foot bonfire? me: no, why? dad: do you want...

If you have a runny nose please refrain from head banging to speedmetal. Your friends will thank ...

When you feel the need to dance like a maniac, take off all the necklaces you are wearing. It wil...

No matter how hard you rub the eraser over the paper, you can't erase the pencil lines of a copie...

When going back to bed, half-asleep, after getting up to go to the bathroom, do NOT try to take a...

If you have vanilla yogurt for a midday snack at work, you may want to make sure you don't have a...