VELOCICAT's Favorites
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(Little brother picks up mom's wine glass from the counter): Uncle Ralph: DON'T DRINK THAT! (Tak...
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Me (Coming home from work in the afternoon) Dad: Lily!! What have you done to my carpet? I've tr...
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(My mom is reading the local paper.) Me: Looks like some people were hit by lightning last night...
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