Execution is Everything
Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop
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Stepmom tries to ground her 17-year-old stepson, gives dad the cold shoulder after he forbids her from discipling his son: 'This is my last summer with my oldest child'
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Woman builds dream home, mother-in-law finds it childish and secretly hire painters to repaint entire house while she's on vacation: '[Lawyer] said I 100% have legal grounds to sue'
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Aunt lets 19-year-old niece move in after her dad remarries and allows stepmom to pretend her 7-year-old sister is her biological daughter, faces family anger: 'She told her dad she hated him and that he betrayed her mom'
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Estranged mother hires private investigator to probe into her 32-year-old daughter, who moved away, and changed her name to escape to rebuild her life: ‘I can’t even begin to imagine what she told this pi person to begin the investigation’
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Wife protests when mother-in-law starts asking her for money while husband uses joint business to send $1200 a month to family : 'So far he's bought them a car, paid off their debts, funded his parents' wedding'
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