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(Talking to my ten-year-old cousin about Pokemon while celebrating my uncle returning from Iraq.)...

When you're tired and there is a blinking light on your dishwasher, it does NOT mean you just got...

You should buy Portal 2. But don't play Portal 2 for 10 hours straight one day, wake up, stay up ...

(While I'm getting ready for work.) Dad: Hey, did you get some coffee? I don't want your white c...

Look at the dish soap before you dump it in the dishwasher. It may just turn out the be hand soap...

Dont add your Nanna on facebook, she will write humiliating comments implying you overindulge (ju...