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(A while ago, when I was a young child.) Me: What's plastic surgery? Dad: It's when they take o...

Right after my husband and I got married we were sleeping and I rolled over. At the same time, he...

Always check that the bathroom has toilet paper before using it if you are home alone. Also be su...

Don't visit LFMF when you recently had surgery in your stomach. You will laugh so hard that your ...

If you work in an office of hyper-Christians, don't read Hellboy novels in the break room. They w...

When your 2 year old comes up to you and shows you the two tiny pebbles she's holding and tells y...