catastrophefire

If your friend is having a hard time trying to tell you something, DO NOT be funny and say, "what...

Good idea: Buy a chainsaw to cut some nasty brush out of your yard. Bad idea: Buy a chainsaw to ...

When playing with a relatives dog, remember some dogs jump forward instead of backwards when you ...

When you're visiting Germany, and your wonderful German host asks what you want for dinner, you c...

My imaginary friends hate me

My soul is so fractured, I've got more horcruxes than Voldemort.

I wish I had schizophrenia. Then I could think I had friends.