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Dad: Wow, that's hot! Mom: It's a fire, dear.

After playing with your daughters remember to take the plastic crown of your head and don't wonde...

Wikipedia has no qualms with showing you pictures of nude men. Remember this when searching up st...

Never tell a woman she is hormonally unbalanced, especially when she is hormonally unbalanced. #LFMF

Do Not take two extra strength sleeping pills at 4 am, Only to wake up at 6 am. You will NOT reme...

Never blow your nose while you're chewing peas. They're yummy going in but very painful coming ou...