doom75's Favorites
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When working during a power outage don't report back to the main office that you couldn't fix the...
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That little warning on the back of the Monster energy can that tells you not to have more then th...
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Do not practice diving in your pool if your brother has his friends over. You will not notice the...
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Me: Dad, I can't remember what RNA is! Dad: Remember, RNA is sort of like an aggressive date. ...
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(Me brushing my teeth) (Gargling, Dad walks in holds my nose and says) Dad: Swallow! Me: (Spi...
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If someone says "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" don't throw a...
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Me (7 Year old): Mom, what if aliens landed in the back yard, ate all our food, and left? Dad: S...
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When in the shopping centre with your 4-year-old, if she takes of her shoes and runs ahead of the...
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When at a party, don't sneak into the baby (who isn't there)'s room to have sex with your girlfri...
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When arguing about your weight and trying to convey that the massive amount of clothing you are w...
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If you're greeting your (lesbian) roommate that just came back from a date, do NOT ask her if the...
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When working behind the bar, wondering why a group of smiling guys has gathered in front of you, ...
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