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  • I'm a nurse, and one of my patients is a six year old orphaned boy with cancer. After one of his ...
  • Today in my office, one of the maintenance/mailroom guys came around my floor to drop off a packa...
  • Good Idea: Getting that breast reduction you really needed. Better idea: Resting and taking your...
  • When heating up a cookie in the microwave, always be prepared to duck instantly, because you neve...
  • being an anorexic boy makes it easier to write on yourself with sharpie and take myspace pictures
  • When I saw his Deviant Art page, I knew that we were twisted soulmates.
  • I like my coffee the way I like my soul. But sometimes I get a frappuccino too, they're yummy.
  • I carve your name onto this bullet. So everyone can see you were the last thing going through my ...
  • You are like Fall and I am like Winter. You're dying and I am dead.
  • I love walking in the rain, because no one knows I'm crying.
  • I wish I was bipolar Then I could be happy once in a while
  • My imaginary friends hate me
  • I kissed a girl to try to prove I was bisexual. I'm not.

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