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  • make sure no one is behind the door you just dramatically kicked open they will be pissed and you...
  • A girl at my school saw how I was dressed one particulat day and burst out laughing, screaming in...
  • Good idea: Coming up with a game to entertain your daughter at the grocery store. Questionable i...
  • Don't tease pigs. #LFMF
  • When getting ready to get it on in your dorm room, wait until your roommate responds to your text...
  • When shopping for shoes and you decide to look at Dicks Sporting Goods online, remember that dick...
  • Urgent dreams about intestinal distress are not to be ignored. #LFMF

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