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Never play tag with your 120 pound dog. The dog will win, it will hurt. #LFMF

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High School PE football is not the approriate time to practice hand to hand combat skills. #LFMF

The word "orgasms" is not the plural form of "organism".

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It doesn't matter how long you were on the overseas flight or who you were sitting between, NEVER...