Forty-Four Odd Memes And Pieces

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 19, 2019 5:08 PM EST

A collection of random funny memes in no particular order. If you're feeling weird perhaps try this dump of 33 weird pics that'll leave you scratching your head. 

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  • 01
    Face - Me:I shouldn't send him nudes. I don't want him to think I'm a hoe Other me: bitch you're a work of art. Vincent van ghoe
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  • 02
    Cartoon - Hey did you hear that Joe contracted ligma? They had to do a surgery on his updog. 1 min Who's Joe? What's ligma? What's updog? *inhales* Looks like you're going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo.
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    Text - sighbrattt @sighbrattt Every poop you take in October is called a Spookey Dookey. 13:48 · 04 Oct 19 from Cincinnati, OH · Twitter for iPhone 380 Retweets 1,068 Likes
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  • 05
    Dish - You gonna come get this pussy daddy? ;) 4:55 PM I'm at Dennys 5:03 PM
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  • 06
    Photo caption - lower back MY LO OS IS KILLING ME uryyybel I must confess so are my knees
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  • 07
    Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I'm a married man so l'll treat attractive women like art in a museum. I'll acknowledge their beauty, admire them from afar, jerk off to them until security forcibly removes me, but most importantly I ALWAYS keep my hands to myself. 7:45 PM · 11/7/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 08
    Leg - #2 This Review Amazing thing! My husband opened the package while I was out. He couldn't figure out what it was. He thought it was a cat harness. ifunny.co
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  • 09
    Tiger - Me walking into the gym for the first time in 3 years while "Eye of the Tiger" blares through my headphones.
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  • 10
    White - homosexualpancakes give us the child
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  • 11
    Text - lets f in an art gallery i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall you are a masterpiece kissmywoops: That's the hottest thing anyone could ever say 52,029 notes
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    Text - Sometimes I text my wife the motivational quotes from her tampons when she has her period to try and cheer her up TULTH tell he Live Fearlessiy! Walk like a champion. Be un Be unstoppablo. mpion. drgrayfang iMessage Today 12:09 PM Live fearlessly I swear to god, go f yourself
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  • 13
    Photo caption - teacher: no eating in class people in the back: Mc or ld 13:41 Badlands Does The Big Smoke Drive Thru Order
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    Cat - When I try to sleep in past 7:30 am @Nealt inmy.cereal Wake the fuk up you thumb having ass bitch
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  • 17
    Food - ASKED MY HUSBAND TO WATCH THE BABY FOR CHRISTMAS, MY WIFE ASKED FOR "LASER HAIR REMOVAL" LAST NIGHTIASKED MY HUSBAND TO PUTSOME SPAGHETTI ON THESTOVE SOICOULD START DINNER WHENIGOT HOME 804 DASKED MY HUSBAND TO CLEAN OUR ROOM. THIS TRIGGERED HIS INNER 5 YEAR OLDAND HE FELL ASLEEP. SO, ITOLD MY HUSBAND TO GET USANICE LITTLE DOG ABOUT 2YRS AGO. 2YRS LATER. THIS IS THE PUP. HES NOT DONE GROWING. IAM 5T.IASKED MY62" HUSBAND TO HANG A MIRROR FOR ME. DASKED MY HUSBAND TO HELP ME PICKUP RASPBERR
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  • 18
    Text - darktownboykisser sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container. overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now. starlight-stormsong The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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  • 19
    Cartoon - Spending mostof his time at work Şupporting the tamily Terrible sleep yschedule How was your day, son? My dad
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  • 20
    Cat
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  • 21
    Text - trash bat @yooocaitlin I get that having a new born baby is hard but have you ever just gotten comfortable in bed and then hear your cat eating fu J plastic in the other room?????
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  • 22
    Hair - I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY WIFE'S CAR BUT WHENI DO, THAVE TO PUT GAS IN IT
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  • 23
    Text - mothra W @ivoryz_ I suck at hiding gifts. A hour later i be like "you wanna see what I got you"
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  • 24
    Cartoon - Be kind to yourself Be kind to animals Be kind to others MARI LOBO
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  • 25
    Facial hair - TO 066 ONEMA 2019
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  • 26
    Text - My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker. A child's mind is always so positive I showed this tweet to some of my classmates and now whenever one of us is stressed about everything, someone will say "that's only x things". This 3yo is changing the lives of med students.
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  • 27
    Clothing
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  • 28
    Cartoon - Not even 15 min into Disney+ and you've got a friend in you
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  • 29
    Snout - Can you pick up a card on your way home? My co-workers husband just got deported. Loss of Loved One ADIOS! Loss of Loved One what the fk is wrong with you?
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  • 30
    Hair - When it's Disney+ & Chill but Duck Tales is on
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  • 31
    Selfie - Harry Potter and the mystery of Russian public transport.
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  • 32
    Animated cartoon - When you fart in an aisle at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims.
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  • 33
    Hair - why the fshe brushing his hair with a fork? Disney @Disney it's a dinglehopper you uncultured swine
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  • 34
    Text - I stared at it for hours like "How is it not someone holding their ass open" AND I FINALLY REALIZED. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE MITTENS. Warmest GREETINGS McCafs
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  • 35
    Cat - WHEN YOU'RE REALLY SLEEPY BUT SOMEONE KEEPS TALKING TO YOU
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  • 36
    Bull - My spirit animal is a bull because I, too, charge headfirst into red flags
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  • 37
    Canidae - Cthust. Southwest please sit next to me please sit next to me please sit next to me oh my GOD HE DID
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  • 38
    Cartoon - ROBIN ROBIN THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT daccodacc: I laughed so hard no sound came out
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  • 39
    Product - "I'Il have the Chicken Pajamas, sir" Waiter: it's Parmesan.. "TIl have the Chicken Pajamas, Parmesan" IG: TheFunnylntrovert
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  • 40
    Facial expression - Her: Baaaaabe, stop. I haven't shaved! Me: "The wilderness must be explored
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  • 41
    Text - My wife never finishes a bottle of shampoo or body wash before buying a new kind and leaving the old ones. COLOR LOVER
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  • 42
    Text - Sam Sharma O @s3rioussam Someone said in this bar that RoboCop should be canonically a Transformer and his name changed to Stoptimus Crime and now I'm laughing into my gin. STOPTIMUS CRIME. you guys.
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  • 43
    Text - things to call people you HATE rexuality: easy bake oven • expired coupon • spam email • wet sock • squeaky grocery cart • inconvenient fire drill • cold bowl of soup • itchy sweater • unnecessary movie sequel • overdraft bank fee
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    Wildlife - When your kid insists they want to walk to the park, but then decide their little asshole legs can't get them home. @humorandwine
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