Fifty-Five Random Memes To Mindlessly Scroll Through

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 21, 2019 2:08 PM EST

These funny memes will provide you with just the right amount of distraction. Try some cat memes if you're in the mood for something fluffier.

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    Text - Guess who's gonna geta gf in 2020
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    Text - Polish man mistakes iron for telephone Polish man 'lost' inside São Paulo airport for 18 days Polish man finds bullet in head five years after party Polish man tried rafting to Australia Polish man electrocuted while peeing Polish man tries to bury wife alive Polish man tries to rob bank with spoon Florida man: Finally! Aworthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
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    Text - prokopetz Fun fact: cats don't just wiggle their butts before they pounce out of excitement - they're also making tiny adjustments to the position of their feet in order to more precisely aim the ensuing lunge. Or, in other words: your cat is calibrating. raejin99 Loading pounce.exe Initiating. Analyzing target coordinates Trajectory adjustments required, initiate calibration protocol wigglebutt.exe Wiggling. Wiggling. Calibration complete. Initiating pounce in 3. 2. Pounce initiated Resu
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    Animal figure - I Grew My Arms 6 FEET in 2 WEEKS!! Paleontologists HATE this!!! facebook.com/bestwesterndenver Click >>HERE<< To find out how!
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    Dog - thyartisdisney: | LabraThor Buy the r
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    Organism - the-monst3rs-in-my-head lady-whovian D 43,419 rainbowsaola: w2ymdrama: maozedung: | my paper towels went missing so i had to hire a Bounty hunter Ount WO eson heller get out
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    Text - glengi cool advice from dark souls Age only affects appearance, and has no bearing on ability. Gender has no bearing on ability. Everyone has imperfections, Prejudice births malcontents, Become a dark spirit| artydorksout Time for crab
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    Face - How Are You Feeling Today? SUSPICIONS GUILTY EXHAISTED CONFUSED ECSTATIC CONFIDENT SAD FRUSTRATED ANGRY HYSTERICAL FRIGHTENED MISCHIEVOUS EHBARRASSED DISGUSTED HAPPY
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    Text - thelilnan: clockworkjerk: mytinygayitalianson: poshxspiceDeactivated: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone's tires, don't slash all four, only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket the more you e * know today on satan makes a blog post Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the p
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    Grass - HAW YEE The duality of man seleneeris LUM YEETHAW TRACK
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    Text - Me looking at puppy photos at 2 am
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    Cartoon - chainsawsuit.com
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    Shoulder - When the recommended intake of fruit per day is 400 grams but you vape 1 liter of mango flavor a day fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle
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    Text - (to the tune of The Final Countdown) it's a mental breakdown thesilencedmasses *off-key kazoo* agoodkind After vine died we are reduced to text form vines
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    Adaptation - H Daily Mail 11 hrs MailOnline The dog who never forgot how tough it is on the streets Rescue dog drags its blanket over to homeless dog so they can share it on a chilly night O Daily Mail
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    Cartoon - Believe in yourself fyeahsoftcrabbunism: | they make a compelling argument
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    Advertising - Bay NEWS WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL 63 PINELLAS maliciousmelons: her face is like "bet you fu s never heard that one before" 88,978 notes
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    Bird - zekedms: fencer-x: tigerlizii: what a strange cat that's not a cat. it let you pet its belly without biting. dogs like rolling over on their back. maybe dog?? Look at this weird dog. ifunny.co
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    Media - WOKENNEWS.COM New Study Shows That Breathing Air Is Linked To Staying Alive U/NZAK Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
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    Facial expression - When you're in socks and you step in water
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    Stone carving - My crow hard Microsoft
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    Text - When your game finally stops lagging and every action you tried doing for the past minute happens at once
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    Font - GEOLOGY MIEMAVINEW WIEREE SLANE ayellowbirds On the one hand, i'm amused at the joke. On the other hand, I'm a librarian and this shelving is horrifying. tharook Well, no shelving system is without fault.
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    Text - My friend: What books do you read. I hope it's not something weird Me with 420 IQ: STEPHEN KING The Skeleton That Stood On Top Of A Van And ȚThen Waved At A Bird And Stole A Traffic Cone New York
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    Text - good responses to getting stabbed with a sword • rude • that's fair • not again • are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
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    Headgear - Ано IF YOU LOSE ONE SENSE YOUR OTHER SENSES ARE ENHANCED. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR HAVE A HEIGHTENED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE. imgflip.com
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    Text - Ray @SirEviscerate Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag* <>
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    Face - me: opens a package and sets the box aside my cat: cryptmutt this is another perfect example of how memes are just hieroglyphic. no one is gonna know what the fu this means one day.
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    Animated cartoon - NO ONE DERPS LIKE GASTHURRRN
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    Waste - Truck carrying Ramen Noodles crashes estimated loss to company, $38.00
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    Water - Male LEX APE Depression Society Man Up
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    Tattoo - every day i live knowing that there is a man on this earth with invader zim fan art i drew when i was 14 tattooed above his nipple
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    Snout - You will fail. digitalasslamb: ahmed: F you u digital ass lamb ummm excuse me 286,864 notes
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    Text - I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional, said the Spirit. I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways.
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    Text - THE GENTLEMAN'S GUIDE -TO AMPUTATION- hquip tourmigtet Viglten eteedune fasten securaly Stade alatd be gual ather nd ~→SUCCESS! Time for brandy! e
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    Text - kklutz 2 themindpalaceofaqueen boys-and-suicide: Schools: We take bullying very seriously Me: I'm being bullied Schools: Sorry we can't do anything about it unless there is proof *kills self* Schools: This was so tragic and could have been prevented always reach out to us for help we care Source: boys-and-suicide 66,080 notes
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    Text - Sal Perez @Sal_Perez4 Bro I had to be the dumbest preschooler out there ChRiego Srko SyR Dimn SDr. TJ HASLEM @TJHaslem Throw that ass in a srko
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    Text - maralie: i really love our generation's joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says "oh she's pretty" anymore we say "i would willingly let her murder me" and everyone is just like "lol same" i think "same" is also great and "me," i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says "me" and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications
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    Text - inverted-typo I wish i had an even more vague void than the internet to scream into smol--jelly An abandoned Kmart parking lot just before dawn inverted-typo Jesus I didnt say a whole different dimension
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    Text - When you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon SMALL WINE-INFUSED SALAME 16g PLATES WITH NATURAL WITE CHEDDAR CHEESE A TOASTED ROUNOS PROTEN HILLSHIRE° SNACKING NET WT SEPVIS SUSSESTION 276 02 780 KEER REH SERATE
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    Animation - WHEN YOUR ARMOUR DOESN'T MATCH BUT YOU HAVE THE BEST STATS
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    Text - marcvscicero writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page fencer-x I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy's name nor his face nor whether our battle is done. hello-kitty-senpai .i
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    Text - louisironsin E mylifeisdestroyed showerthoughtsofficial Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3 fruitlupee excuse me Source: reddit.com L) 142,812 notes
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    Font - Chinese military parade... @BestMemes @SultanHabadi Looks like that windows xp tab error
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    Text - Kal @captainkalvis welcome to my very first vlog in which i try different hair products [i spray hairspray into my mouth] well, right off the bat i can tell you this one is not very good 12/8/17, 10:48 AM
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    Text - pileofknives Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport. Source: pileofknives 25,504 notes
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    Face - "Abcde" is pronounced as "ab-city", according to mom. SOUTHWEST AIRLINES REDFORD/ABCDE ABCDE REDFORD FLIGHT 6244 NOV 02. 2018 CONFIRMATION NUME TI ELT FROM TO 9GAG.COM Mom Furious After Airlines Gate Agent Mocks Her Daughter "Abcde" O Like A Share Comment D 19.1K 2,350 shares Most Relevant v Unfortunately this has happened to me and my son 1234 (pronounced Juan Tutrífor) 0=035.6K Reply এ০h Haha
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    Photo caption - FLUFFY'S EXORCISM WAS NOT GOING AS WELL AS EXPECTED. makeameme.org
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    Text - mentosmorii Follow the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an 's' onto shit your younger sibling plays. "Oh, you're playing pokemons? you're booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?" because it's the closest thing humans have to a rage spell Imao 1,985 notes
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    Text - v phil and MehGyver liked rob. @robfromonline doctor: {handful of pills} here take four of these me: {swallowing them} what are they doctor: {crushing up and snorting the rest} we're about to fum find out 3:20 PM 12 Feb 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Fictional character - A large part of Thanos' motivation was the extinction of his planet. Ultron looked at the internet for five seconds and quickly decided humans have to go. NOI937 SJINIWO
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    Dish - Momma Said @MommmaSaid My sister and I are having a Mac and Cheese battle to see who gets to cook it for thanksgiving. Mine is on the left, hers the right! Who y'all with? Young Sesame Chicken @loccdawgg Both of you need to be in prison
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