'Cats' Is So Bad That Critics Are Getting Rather Creative With Their Reviews

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Meeeeesh
Dec 19, 2019 2:30 PM EST

As far as god-awful movies go, first we got Sonic, and now we have...Cats, which will be released in theaters tomorrow.

The egregiousness of the latter was brought to light by Twitter user River Wells, whose tweet about the movie's comically bad reviews went viral. We gotta say though, some of these reviews are so ridiculous that they almost make us want to go watch the movie. Almost.

We're starting to think that maybe, just maybe, producers are making horrendously bad movies on purpose in order to get people to watch them ironically.

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    Text - River Wells @riverhwells The reviews for #CatsMovie has inspired new levels of creativity for reviewers and I could not be more here for it
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    Text - RTE Ireland First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat person. Second off - after watching this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I'm not altogether sure I am a movie person anymore either.
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    Text - Variety Nine may not be enough lives for some of the stars to live down their involvement in this poorly conceived and executed adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's hit musical.
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    Text - The Daily Telegraph Glad to report that Cats is everything you'd hoped for and more: a mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by a parasite. A viewing experience so stressful that it honestly brought on a migraine.
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    Text - Vulture To assess Cats as good or bad feels like the entirely wrong axis on which to see it. It is, with all affection, a monstrosity.
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    White - Hollywood Reporter Cat-astrophic.
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    Text - LA Times "Cats" is both a horror and an endurance test.
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  • 08
    Text - Collider Can you make a movie so bad that the Academy takes back your Best Director Oscar? Asking for Tom Hooper.
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  • 09
    Text - The Beat Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.
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    Text - Uncle Silver @SilverGreg78 Replying to @riverhwells and @TheRealFTA "Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs" is probably the single greatest movie review I have ever, and will ever, read in my entire life.
    via SilverGreg78
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    Text - River Wells @riverhwells Replying to @JD_Meadows There's been so many great ones. I'm also partial to this: k I felt the light inside me slowly fading. Dec 18, 2019 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review. Hannah Woodhead Little White Lies * Top Critic
    via riverhwells
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    Text - Mead ws! @JD_Meadows Replying to @riverhwells One of my favorites. December 19, 2019 Congratulations to dogs. Full Review Original Score: D Nate Adams The Only Critic
    via JD_Meadows
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    Text - Mead ws! @JD_Meadows Replying to @riverhwells This one made me lol because I honestly felt a little this way just from watching the trailer. December 19, 2019 By the time I left the theater, I wasn't even sure what a real cat looked like anymore. Clint Full Review Worthington The Spool
    via JD_Meadows

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