Seven-Year-Old's Story About Crabs Is Utter Genius

It's true what they say: kids really do say the darnedest things. This woman shared a story she wrote at seven years old in 2000 (holy crap we're old), and honestly it's a true work of art. Move over Shakespeare, Tess is the newest brilliant writer in town. 

Now scroll down to read the story of Tess and her crabs.

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