Fifty-Five Memes That Are Here For Your Entertainment

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    Text - Just Spork @RuncibleSpork This is me today In Otter News @Otter_News · 2/27/19 NEWS Steve has spent the day hiding from responsibilities. 1:09 PM · 2/27/19 · Twitter Web Client
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    Text - Grubb O @JeffGrubb The Mandalorian exposes how SO much TV has ruined us. It's a show "about nothing" because it doesn't have nine ongoing arcs and mysteries that we can break down in weekly podcasts.
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    Human - My post yesterday showed my cat enjoying his new bed, but I guess Rosie likes it too. I'll have to find one to fit her. I need to add, Rosie has 2 beds of her own.
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    Text - King Telemundo JordanE @TokenHispanic85 ..I'm banned from entering the gingerbread competition this year, apparently making a gingerbread brothel complete with anatomically correct gingerbread people is frowned upon at the Elementary school bake sale. Thanks a lot Karen 10:05 AM · 12/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dish - the BooBoo KittyF @BBKittyF2 ck Me flirting: 6:07 PM · 12/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Matthew Broussard @mondaypunday My generation acts like they invented podcasts but my mom has been leaving 40min voicemails since before the internet.
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    Text - James Alvarez @ObscureGent Boomers: People are too sensitive and need to toughen up Millennials: People need to care more and help each other out Gen X: Die Hard is a Christmas movie 4:00 PM · 12/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Sassparilla @Megatronic13 My 4-year old noticed a cat's balls and wanted to know what they were so I explained to her that male cats have testicles. No big deal. Well now she's telling everyone who will listen that boy cats have tentacles 10:31 AM · 12/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone 13 Retweets 299 Likes Dave Swersky @dswersky 14h Replying to @Megatronic13 DesOpey GREETINESI
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    Text - Ace Watkins @GamerPres2020 As President, I will get us to the 69th Amendment as quickly as possible. We will do this by passing a series of filler Amendments: eliminating the Electoral College, adding Supreme Court term limits, ending Cannabis Prohibition, etc. The 69th Amendment will simply read, "Nice."
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    Text - B. Miller @BlaiselnKC St. Peter: "Jesus, the people of earth are honoring your birth again. Jesus: "That's nice." St. Peter: "With 0% financing on Corollas." Jesus: "oh, well. Ok."
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    Text - Martin Amini @MartinAmini When I was in 9th grade I got caught selling weed. My mom was devastated. So she transferred me to a rich private school thinking that was gonna help the situation, but in reality she gave me a promotion 11:49 AM - Dec 6, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - 3:19 1 Bread YOU MATCHED WITH BREAD ON 12/17/19 Неу What's a cute guy like you doing single? Your ex didn't appreciate you? You deserve butter. Sent
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    Yoda - When he won't let you put your ice cold feet under his nice warm body and now you're wondering if marriage is even worth it
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    Text - Larry's Twin: TestiCoal in your meat ... @LarrysTwin99 I'm out bech 10,229,243 videos, 7:42 a LTE pornhub.com Trending Searches Sech 10,229,243 videos. Trending Searches popeyes chicken sandwich popeyes chicken sandwich 7:44 AM · 17 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Paw - I can't wait for the office potluck! People always ask me how I make the paw print sugar cookies so perfect!
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    Text - *WARNING!!** these 2 men are going around local neighborhoods knocking on doors claiming to be from a plumbing & heating company and asking for entry to your home to check your taps for possible leaks! DO NOT let them in, they ARE NOT plumbers! PLEASE SHARE. THEY ARE DANGEROUS!!!
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    Text - YAEL @elle91 Me as a kid: [Falls 10 feet from the monkey bars] I'M OK Me now: I tried to scoop ice cream that was just a little too frozen and I dislocated my shoulder.
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    Floor - retail when corporate is coming!
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    Text - @thomasjeferstan does anyone else's family hide a tiny pickle ornament in the christmas tree and whoever finds it gets to open the first present or am ia different kind of white 2:09 AM - 12/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone 12.2K Retweets 165K Likes @thomasjeferst... 22h why this tweet. of all the tweets. why this one. surely someone has tweeted about the christmas pickle before. surely this is not nearly as controversial a subject as it has been made. 2721 2,332 ll
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    Text - Matt. @MattTheBrand makin a list checkin it twice IJ make another list i love lists
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    Text - James @CaucasianJames ur gpa doesn't matter in the real world. but u know what does matter? kohl's cash
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    Photo caption - The greatest part of hitting rock bottom is There's no where to goibut up
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    Text - Pushover Patty Lefty @caliboycomplex Me erasing "Sent from my iPhone" from emails so people think I'm at a computer 4:25 PM · 12/10/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Amy Kales @agkales Note written by me and slipped to Santa: "My son, Jack, is 15 and has an intellectual disability. He whole heartedly believes in Santa. Please keep the magic alive." Santa winked at me, greeted him like an old friend. "Jack! It is great to see you again." Kindness matters. Merry Christmas 2018
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    Text - Marilyn Alvarado @Marilyn_loveee For my friend's birthday we went out to dinner. I payed the tab which was over $100 (for two) and I also bought her a gift. No big deal. Except my birthday was yesterday and she couldn't even text me "Happy Birthday". Those are the type of "friends" l'm leaving in 2019.
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    Text - kaye toal O @ohkayewhatever Hi. Your body is good the way that it is, whatever the size or shape. Even if you're unhealthy. Health is not the pinnacle of human value, and to insist that it is is ableist as hell. Nourish yourself and do things that bring you joy.
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    Text - Bras (victoria secret) Bras (victoria secret) · $20 Rate Buyer Mark as Sold Dave Is this still available? 7:43 AM Yes Dave Do you have photos with it on so I can how it fits Noo Dave D Can you get some? Noo S Aa :)
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    Furniture - @cal_gif Thate when this happens. I have been cursed since birth and I am a wretched creature of the earth
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    Text - approximately 11 ninjas @VanschoiackLevi People getting cars for Christmas.. And l'm over here like "I like the chicken picante ramen, if you see some" 6:17 AM 12/16/19 from Arizona, USA · Twitter for Andreid
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    Text - Tasia the Season to be Naughty @GroovyTasia me: i'd sell my soul for clear skin. dermatologist: drink more water. me: [glaring] i SAID i'd sell my SOUL for clear skin 11:45 AM · 10/15/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Eyebrow - Dads on the 31st of December at 11:59pm See you in a Decade
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    Text - s mojadosgonuts dans-homosensual-agenda I'm a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that's the good shit my dude. Source: the-homosensual-agenda 191,844 notes Dec 17th, 2019
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    Text - Jordan the Barbarian @CGSuperJordan In this house we leave D Santa Bourbon 10:00 PM · 12/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze people say "I don't read children's books because they're for babies" but the real reason is because they read "The Girl with the Green Ribbon" and now they're hiding under their bed like a coward. 9:00 AM - 12/16/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I'm tired of arguing about what you guys want for dinner so l'm just making pancakes. Child 1: Chocolate chip pancakes! Child 2:I don't like chocolate chip pancakes. Child 3: Waffles. Me [rifling thru "What to Expect When You're Expecting"]: WHERE DOES IT MENTION THIS 3:50 PM · 12/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - schrodingers-tribble: notyour-sidekick: deerpong there's something very satisfying about buying office supplies but l'm not quite sure how to explain that feeling the illusion of productivity that's it that's the feeling
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    Text - silent nate @MNateShyamalan What's your favorite Christmas song? - O Come All Ye Faithful - Joy to the World - Gloria - the one about fu santa claus - Silent Night 9:35 AM · 16 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - That Jolly ProstitütTM @LittleMissAngr1 | always cancel my uber if they assign me a van. I'm not ready to order my own murder yet. 3:36 AM · 12/16/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Smallest things in the Universe Quark X on the mobile ad Electron
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    Green - Top 10 threats the world| ignored Spanish or Vanish
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    Text - thedeadlygrips 2:32 PM Boobs in my mouth Please Please Please Hello 3:45 PM You're nothing babybear newbom babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence Fonte: thedeadlygrips 98.756 notas
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    Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet One of our boys drew some squiggly abstract art on our bedroom wall in bright blue magic marker and I don't even care I guess it finally happened: They broke me. 7:12 AM · 12/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - Me when I learn German and can now understand the dying German soldiers wails for help in video games
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    Text - argumate hey what if we didn't combine dozens of unrelated political positions into two color-coded options opticbread that sounds like something someone from the other color would say; get 'em, boys
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix My favorite part of getting a child ready for school is when she says, "Oh yeah, it's Spirit Week and I need to dress like a giraffe today." 5:43 AM - 12/16/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Greg @GrowlyGrego RICK ASTLEY: What do you want for your birthday? WIFE: the UP dvd RICK ASTLEY: No. 2:26 PM - 7/15/19 - Twitter for iPhone 1,322 Retweets 4,825 Likes randomslasher Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox Source: airfierce 24,188 notes
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    Text - acoolguy he's licking his lips... he's checking it twice... the-pesci-mode Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
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    Text - Rihanna's Uterus @ChiChi_knows Harassing people who owe you money is so broke. If you needed it right back you shouldn't have lended it out. Just gotta take ya L and move along the supreme virgo. @makeit_rainUH imagine someone that owes YOU money calling you broke.
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    Text - Boze Herrington, library goblin @BozeReads appalled to learn that there are people on this site who think little boys shouldn't be allowed to drink tea because it's "girly," as if we're not all just looking for a reassuring beverage to drink while we watch murder shows. 3:52 PM · 12/16/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - LOUD LUXURY @LoudLuxury sorry karen Karen Allen @karenallen1972 @LoudLuxury I hate you because my grandkids are walking around singing "I like to drink and smoke to take away the pain" because they don't know any better. Now I have explain to them why that's terrible to say as an 8 year old child. 3:40 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Crochet - Baby Yoda has an evil twin...
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    Text - on Not Evil Jas @mmyattmyatt It's about time I get my si together. Everything changes starting on Monday! Ok, next Monday! Definitely after Christmas! New Year's resolution, for sure! New Me 2021!
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    Lion - How my girlfriend thinks she looks when she's mad vs how she really looks @himandher.usa
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    Product - Fellas, be ready to give your girl what she really needs
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    Text - m@thew @TweetPotato314 me: what are you doing daughter: playing tea party me: that's nice daughter: *throws teapot in pool* I fu g hate taxes 5:17 PM · 16 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone

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