Dumping Of Random Memes And Tweets

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Dec 25, 2019 9:08 AM EST

Here you go, a glorious selection of all things funny. If you are in need of some more cackles, check out this selection of memes to cure any boredom. 

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    Text - What brought you to Florida? "I went to Kennedy Space Center to become an astronaut, but the scientists were not very supportive. They just said things like "You're not qualified" and "Why are you naked?" and "I CAN'T CATCH HIM HE'S COVERED IN BABY OIL."" -Tanklin D.
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    Photo caption - O 22m snoopdogg BE MINDFUL ABOUT STEREOTYPES! ONLY ONE OF THEM IS A CONVICTED FELON. 20323 likes snoopdogg And it ain't me !! Hahahahahahaha.
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    Photo caption - Martin Scorsese: I need lead actors for my movies. Robert De Niro: Well, I'm the only one here
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    Footwear - If your lawyer's pants look like this, you going to jail.
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    Text - l Verizon ? 1 47% 1:41 PM Tweet Jack McCaleb @MccalebJack @FBII have an idea to get information out of bad guys. Reverse catheter 1:40 PM · 4/19/19 · Twitter for iPhone li View Tweet activity Add another Tweet
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    Text - Deyoncé @deelalz Y'all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting for your life
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    Transport - My friend after getting on the wrong train in London. We made a last minute group decision to get off, he wasn't paying attention.
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    Snowman - MERRY CHRISTMAS!! mematic.net
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    Text - FAT AMY @RelatableQuote i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things 12:00am - 19 May 13
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    Male - IBET HE IS THINKING OF OTHER WOMEN. DOES SHE NOT CARE ABOUT THE CREEPY PHOTOGRAPHER LEERING OVER US? imgilipcom
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    People - if these guys came up to me on the street and told me they are imagine dragons i'd believe them
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    White - Protecting my virginity at all costs
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    Adaptation - when boys give you cute nicknames thingsbbyadawelois VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner AT
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    Footwear - TRADERS SECRET Comfort with convenience to boat! "CALFMULES" CARGO SOCKS SPA 16 PAIR FLOP SLOTS ONE SIZE FITS MOST Specialenpineened s idy rlal wasent DAIS CONTAINS
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    Sand - Elon Musk Normal billionaires
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    Cartoon - WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? I'M OFFENDED!
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    Text - Katie Mack @AstroKatie <-- lunar eclipse <-- solar eclipse <-- apocalypse View translation RETWEETS FAVORITES DAEBE 10,031 7,075 8:40 PM - 5 Oct 2014
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    Text - 81% i 1:21 PM Tweet 17 You Retweeted Clown Sightings @ClownSighttings What movies have taught me: NEVER TRUST A WHITE BITCH NAMED ROSE 2:01 PM · 20 Mar 17 1,664 RETWEETS 2,382 LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Text - Chip B. Peterson @BonsaiLebowski I can't say I'm living my life to the fullest because l peaked in the 5th grade. 8:08 PM 4/28/19 Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity
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    Text - MoonPie @MoonPie · Id Moon Pie Can you please take this tweet down Justin moe @Justin_m... · 16 Aug Urinal cakes, the forbidden moonpie. O 115 27 1,212
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    Text - Tyler Hickman @TylerHickman9 Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school." HS: "This won't work in college." College professor: "y'all want some milkduds?" 9/16/15, 10:43 AM 23.7K RETWEETS 35.3K LIKES
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    Text - grace Thave a high pain tolerance but the apple alarm clock sound is next level
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    Text - Sir Finley Slutcat @SharkJelly [My Wedding] Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do I? Guests: Ooo00 12:24pm - 5 Sep 15
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    Text - Mahrukh @mahrukhmacleod If you think humans are the smartest species, remember that we don't even have the mental strength to resist bad fashion trends like uggs, short bangs, or planking. Did you ever see an elephant or a dolphin do that shit? Didn't think so 01:42 · 1/22/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Roebot18 @Roebot18 Me: Hey, whats your name? Them: James Bond Me: Oh cool, just like that spy that everyone knows, who introduces himself without a fake name Bond: yeah but i'm a different Bond Me: haha of course Bond: *thinking to himself* damn i'm a good spy
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    Hair - 2:56 Tweet 27 You Retweeted Matthew Hurley @ToxicBoombox_ Yes, it's this one rat boy @jnudey · 1d do girls have a favorite boob Show this thread 2:49 PM · 15 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone Tweet your reply
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    Text - your pal ched @royalpizzaboy Me: what's that Doctor: that's an x-ray Me: no who's the scary guy Doctor: your skeleton? Me: how'd he get in there. let him out
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