Meme Dump So You Have Something That Will Distract You

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Dec 26, 2019 7:08 PM EST

No need to end your meme journey just yet, here are some memes to keep you cackling during these cold winter days! 

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    Text - dajo42 i had a dream last night that frosty the snowman was angry at me for calling him frosty the snowman and he was like "listen you rusty screw how would you like it if i called you fleshy the skinwoman"
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    Text - 7:22 AM - 7/6/19 · Twitter for iPhone Label this better please. I thought this was about how to choke someone out and I made a guy c m during a jiu jitsu match
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    Dish - Flanye West
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    Eyelash - "Oh, so thats how you curl your eyelashes"
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    Text - shorten: there's a lot of weird st on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon
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    Yellow
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    Text - necromanceher I've come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Owe zaku-too hey, thanks! now die
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    Text - spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Owe zaku-too hey, thanks! now die e mornington-the-crescent Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn't be inappropriate to ask, “ Owe , what's this?" %3D
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    Text - showerthoughtsofficial Your belly button is just your old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
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    Skin - i put falsies on my belly and then ip laughed about it for 3 minutes straight my tummy said UwU Imfao स
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    Hair - What you think you look like when eyeing up a girl at the club. What she sees.
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    Rooster - You've heard of Elf on a shelf, now get ready for
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    Floor
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    Animated cartoon - y'all ain't ready to have dis conversation
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ScandalousPotato • 13h If you exhale while pooping and peeing, all three states of matter are leaving your body at the same time Mindblowing 19.2k Share Award 535
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    Snowman
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    Text - Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today and some girl at the table next me was like THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE". Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her. Guess what it was. Just guess. I'll give you a hint. It was sperm.
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    Hair
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    Product - ERT 272
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    Food
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    Money - i dont like crust on my bread PRN ES E re LL 79998652 B L12 PAMEREONN CREANESCERNT LL799986528
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    Dish - vince Follow @vinceeatsass lol who else eat their pb&j sandwiches raw 155 3:39 PM - 9 Dec 2019
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    Map - According to snapchat maps it's now "autumn" in Nagasaki Nagasaki
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    Sport venue - School- Don't be racist. Also school- TON PICHER
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    Table
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    Text - r/teenagers - Posted by u/ManiaCxD 3 hours ago 3.4k This girl in my class (4'10) bumped into me (6'5) and get her chin hit my ballsack and now it hurts other She kinda smiled at me and walked away while i was in deep pain Share A Save ** Give Award 166 Comments
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    Stuffed toy - ty '90s Kids Rejoice! The Spider Eggs They Used To Fill Beanie Babies Are Finally Hatching! NEWS.CLICKHOLE.COM
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    Primate - Distraught monkeys mourn death of robotic monkey spying on them
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    Text - cheinsaw black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats cheinsaw the void is loud and wants chicken
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    Text - @andwhuut dating a skinny guy is coool and all until u lay on his chest and his ribs draw adidas lines on ur face
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    Terrestrial animal - Hiro @HiroRwar American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit. European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside. © Marc Baldwin
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    Text - doomsneigh yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. o000o huuhuhuhu yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.
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    Text - One day there will be a generation of 16.1k senior citizens that regularly use the term "bruh". (self.Showerthoughts) posted to Showerthoughts 3 hours ago by MileHighScrub single comment thread sorted by top view the rest of the comments A FULL A PARENT DONE HIDE A zorowithaY [~] points 29 minutes ago Drops Viagra on floor "Oops, I just yeeted my skeet candy."
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    Zoo - The fattest squirrel l've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash
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    Vertebrate - SHOCKINGTIMES.CO.UK Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn star look alike found dead in badger den half eaten delicious Finally, some good fucking food
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    Text - jar jar binks @mydogpaige Peppers: we will evolve to burn the mouths of all animals who attempt to eat us, our kind will thrive with no predators Depressed caveman: 0oga boogal eat fire fruit just to feel something 9:04 PM · 7/7/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Food - FoxNashville O FOX 17 @FOXNashville Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa before online delivery bit.ly/2NXTJEE @WhySoAccurate Pixaba Zachary Fox @zackfox you a mega hoe if you can taste a hint of ballsack in some mexican food
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    Text - Doc Bastard Follow @DocBastard I'm just going to leave this here. You can vaccinate your kids, and then hold a raw potato to the wound where the needle entered, and it will suck the toxins from the vaccines out, leaving only the non toxic parts! It's a great way to stay healthy AND thwart big pharma! 11 2h Like Reply 12:20 PM - 12 Apr 2019 1,190 Retweets 4,550 Likes jaclyn @j_n_foster Follow You know what, I will accept Potato Placebo if it means anti-vaxxers start vaccinating their kids
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    Text - DOCFUTURE @topherflorence peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick 8:18 PM Aug 17, 2019 · TweetDeck
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    Text - @madisonq10 Find yourself a guy who purposely feeds his cows in the shape of a heart just to send to you Nik @AmoNickk this sum cute ass yeehaw shit i cant lie
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    Product - Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS 4h Pop. fars I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my fanny POD Pop. tars 455 17 1.9K 4.0K
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