Forty-Four Random Memes To Kill Your Boredom

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    Helmet - No We fart in your general direction! Give me back the parts to my ship! Your mother.was a hamster andyour father smelt of elderberries! What?
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    Text - sextarian: if a guy calls you hot, he's complimenting your body. if a guy calls you cute, he's complimenting your face. but if a guy calls you shrexy, he's complimenting each and every one of your layers 88,838 notes
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    Text - Alexandraah! Erin @alexandraerin The reason sex with a vampire doesn't usually result in pregnancy isn't because their sperm is dead, it's because the vampire can't come inside without an invitation. Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk. 2018-10-04, 8:07 AM
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    Animated cartoon - How I imagined future me how it actually turned out EP THE GANGS ALL HERE. ENERI
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    Cartoon - Shame Anxiety Love Depression Contempt Pride Envy Me And The Boys*
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    Superhero - I'm sorry, Tony. But the way the Accords were written... there was no way around it. They were made to be broken. The Accords were made to be signed. Nothing is made to be broken. teamstony INSTAGRAM Glowsticks. [Punching bags.] Uh, piñatas. Spaghetti when you have a smallpot. The Accords.
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    Animated cartoon - Fascinating Lore: Nintendo Revealed That The Reason Mario Always Comes Back To Life After He Dies Is Because Both Heaven And Hell Reject His Soul trib.al/zMvt3sJ DIXIE OGN Diddy's Mast ONK. Diale Street NEW DONK CIm
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    Text - HOMELESS RIP Tiricohairline @TreJames_ Im mad teachers told us, "if you dont do well in school you're gonna be the garbage man" and never told us the garbage man made more than them. 5:56 PM 3/8/19 TweetDeck 3,180 Retweets 8,654 Likes
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    Text - I found out you've been shagging another woman, You dirty cheating bastrd! Ive packed all my things and I'm leaving you.Im moving back to my sister's house! Delivered Okay, See you when you get here. It must be hard being that fu savage imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - Me in 50 years when Spongebob reruns are on
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    Smile - The last thing an unvaccinated child sees before they die covered in essential oils eBootyCheukairicoiporated
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    Facial expression - 7 year old me switching on the car light for one second My dad: "We're all aonna die!"
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    Line - Girls when their friend makes them die in a video game: Oh it's okay accidents happen Boys when their “friend" makes them die in a video game: Kirby has found your sin unforgivable
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    Property - HE IS RISEN TOLEDO GRACE BRETHREN CHURCH
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    Nose - Select Blend Send NATURAL BEAUTITUDES NUDES "Best thing for your caffeine itch" "Bitch Coincidence I THINK NOT
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    Eyewear - Blind person when they spot a spelling mistake in braille Something's rong, I can feel it
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    Naval architecture - Titanic II Is Preparing to Set Sail in 2022 TITANIC II 315 billion-tonne iceberg breaks off Antarctica > 2019-09-2O 2019-09-25 Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
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    Cartoon - "HOW-DOES A BIU BECOME A LAW?" ILL 1610
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    Cartoon - Game: Pay only 2.99 to remove ads! Me: Turns off WiFi Game:
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    Font - Teenager with no friends starterpack MINECRAFT Self deprecating jokes Probably has anxiety and/or depression Not religious
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    Text - c-roatoa-n youdonebuck-edup O Source: asmilinggoddess ninetynineno: sylphoftime: i think it's funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like "oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom." meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they'd just be like "yeah, me too." Okay, I laughed.
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    Organism - When the "g" falls off the graveyard sign. Void MistressM
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    Cartoon - "Fu weeb" Weeb Weeb
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    Text - jared the ferret @mydogpaige Colleges: we really need you to pay 20,000 dollars this year, we're sorry that's as low as we can make it Me: what if I play the tuba Colleges: Imao that's sick we can give you 60% off
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    Text - a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy 5 kvothe-the-dickless aisandetsarepeopletoo Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That's cool pretty cool! argumate "not quite as cool as we thought!" scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest Source: aisandetsarepeopletoo 13,735 notes
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    Text - @PhilCollinsFeed · Dec 21 Phil Collins If you play 'In The Air Tonight' by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right. O 2.6K 27 103.4K 227.9K
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    Text - It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them.
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    Text - i hate when people r like "do you like them? oooh you're blushing you do!!" like, no you cold corndog im blushing bc you're embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable SOMEONE SAID IT
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    Text - BIRD BOSS BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BBP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! BEED BEEP BEEP BGEP BEEP BEEP BOSS BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! JOB DESCRIPTION: BEEP ! •GET REAL poOFY • BLUSH TONS • ALWAYS BE BEEPING NOD NOD NOD BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BBP BEEP BEEP BEEP PIZZAOMELETTE
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    Cartoon - "If they send one of yours to the hospital, send six of theirs to the morgue." Fred Rogers The Bluey Way
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    Product - Never lose your AirPods. Introducing AirPods Strap. You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
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    Sky - Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    Text - Pizza Shop Set up as Front by Mafia Quickly Became Most Popular Restaurant in Neighborhood ave4n-38nhs The secret ingredient is crime.
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    Games - НЕ HE NEED SOME MILK
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    your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.
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    Cartoon - when non vaccinated kids ask their mom if they can live to 20 perhaps.
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    Comics - GUESS AGAIN, ABBY! Santa? aaaa!! SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR SPELL CHECK FOR HER BIRTHDAY! does... does this mean I don't get presents? OH NO, CHILD, FRET NOT. DEAA SATAN I WOULD Lik he IS real! KATELETH
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    Movie - In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right Into my trap You can't trap Justice -t'sanldea, abellen Even the most heartfelt belief Justice lsa non corrOSive metal can be corroded over time I's REVENGE, and It's best served cold! But metals can be melted by the heat of RAVANGE! But It can be easly reheated In the microwave of evil Well I think your warranty's aboutto expire Warrantles are INVALIDIF you don'tuse the product for Itsintended purpose! Maybel got an extended warranty!
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    Head - All must serve the cycle
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    Eyewear - Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time.
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    Font - OP STOP good heavens, would you look at the time! STOP STOP STOP STOP OP

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