Dump Of Fifty-Four Memes For Mindless Entertainment

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 29, 2019 5:08 PM EST

Funny memes with no strings attached. Here are more random memes for you to go through if you have some time to spare.

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  • 01
    Text - Nathan W. Pyle @nathanwpyle i bet before peanut butter was invented people just chewed on individual peanuts for a long time and felt a vague longing for the future 2/17/16, 12:54 AM
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  • 02
    Cartoon - "Well, we couldn't afford a real stripper in a regular sized cake. But this here is Mindy, and she'll do anything you'd like." Notfamny koH NEY.com
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    Text - alex @alxsatrum IDEA: memories but instead of Snapchat it's Spotify "On this day 2 years ago, you listened to 'I fall apart' by Post Malone 24 times. We hope you're doing better"
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    Joint - Anything Can Be A Sexy Halloween Costume! Sexy Po Sexy Frying Pan Sexy Cockroach Sexy Late Stage Syphilis Sexy Tampon Sexy Fetus Facebook com/gynostari by Rebecca Cohen
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    Text - brent @murrman5 you're upset I bought a waterbed aren't you "yes take it back" I lost the receipt *sneezes and we bob up and down for 8 minutes in silence* 13/02/2015, 17:32 3,889 Retweets 8,779 Likes
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    Text - REI tilthat TIL troop of 15 monkeys escaped a primate research center in Japan by using trees as catapults over a five-metre high electric fence (and afterwards were lured back with peanuts). via reddit.com porko-rosso Monkey brain: If we pull back this tree, we can use its preserved momentum to hurl ourselves over the dangerous fence. also monkey brain: heehoo peenut
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    Face - Landon Johnston · 4 months ago This guy looks like the body that the cockroach alien took control of in Men In Black 目 47 6.3K 1 VIEW 47 REPLIES
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    Text - marv albert called me alex caruso @NekiasNBA Well his name isn't Civilian Boy TMZ O @TMZ Soulja Boy Arrested After Cops Find Ammo in His Home dlvr.it/ROVRSY 15/03/2019, 18:11 2,970 Retweets 6,354 Likes
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    White - THE FLIES DUC K PADDLES THE DUCK GRACEFULLY THROUGH AIR EFFORTLESSLY THROUGH WATER THE DUCK SLAPS DUCK CAN'T EVERYTHING Do Ат DIRT UNSUCCESSFULLY NATHANWPYLE
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    Text - smerobin @smerobin My husband just bought ice cream with raisins. So, that was a fun marriage.
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    Wallet - RELAXED STRAIGHT yagismo these jeans and I could not have less in common onlyashremains STRESSED BISEXUAL Now these are the pants for me. :D Source: bumpaddle 173,962 notes
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    Face - 13:22 A youtube.com YouTube louis hoare His face looks like a mask you would wear in a bank robbery 33 1 year ago · 2.5K SHOW MORE REPLIES (•
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    Text - Nathan W. Pyle @nathanwpyle the moment I feel most diabolical is when I make all my apps dance while deciding whom to eliminate 9/11/17, 8:48 PM ili View Tweet activity
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    Facial expression - when you live in a humid place 11 AM 12 PM fine if i nope not working don't move 1 PM am i sweating or is it raining 2 PM clouds have descended i am now in a cloud NATHAN W PYLE BUZZFEED COMICS
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    Text - SKELETON MAN! SKINNN MAN! FLESHMAN! WITH oUR spooky POWERS COMBINED ARE... REGULAR MAN WAIT NAT HANWPYLE
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  • 16
    Bathing - when my fingers go wrinkly in the bath i always imagine that a old man is washing me just relax thank you old man
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  • 17
    Gun - Imagine not being able to launch a 90kg object over 300 meters This post was made by the trebuchet gang
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  • 18
    Text - Death: Come on now, off we pop, you've had a good run Me: I'm 35, l'm just not wearing make-up today
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  • 19
    Facial hair - Nick Cannon look like a unlockable player on Mortal Kombat Awards HONDAY VIe Movie XTV wards HON Movie Aunnde HONDAY BAT
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  • 20
    Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella I put the 'no' in 'l'll let you know'
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  • 21
    Text - Why Do We Have Hands? There Are Many Reasons: pat the rat hold the rat cherish the rat forfeit all mortal possessions to rat
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  • 22
    Text - Bitches be complaining about their head hurting everyday but only sleep 4 hours and eat one meal a day... it's me, I'm bitches.
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  • 23
    Text - syd @sydneyleemarco some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel
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  • 24
    Material property - 743245169 DEDRICKS $13.47 J Breathe ray Right asal ray naal Sips Right nasal strips HNHX 321-4202 nasal strips DEDAICKS EXTRA 741125586 CLEAR for Sensitive Skin $5.59 J 1Brea Right 50% Stronger To Help You Breathe Even Better Opens Your Nose To Relieve Nasal Congestion 10 STRIPS 30 SM/MED STRIPS SHILATIS stereolights It's like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he's just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips the-study-of-wumbo maybe the
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  • 25
    Text - This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing. Scotty, don't beam me up yet. I'm taking a Shl
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  • 26
    Text - After an hour of yelling, cussing, and throwing wrenches and you finally get the bolt loose. @shitbox.memes Almost lost my cool there.
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  • 27
    Text - insomniac-arrest non-gendered alternative to 'welcome ladies and gentlemen' Hello friends and enemies
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  • 28
    Text - kayvsworld my body, tearfully: when sleep??? me: my dude we just woke up!! It's time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity my body, weeping: but???? when sleep????? rizaoftheowls me: okay, finally now is sleep my body: no. wrong.
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  • 29
    Cartoon - Lecture starts at 10AM Me at 9:58AM:
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  • 30
    Text - WHEN SOMEONE HAS A PROBLEM, THEY USUALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR A SOLUTION, THEY JUST NEED YOU TO LISTEN AND EMPATHIZE 00 WE MAPE A HUGE MISTAKE HIRING YOU AS TECH SUPPORT 00 WOW THAT MUST BE SO FRUSTRATING NATHANWPYLE
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  • 31
    Product - 1. ok taco bell you finally won me over TACO BELL Dlve Thru TRY THE TACO memewhore.tumblr.com 2.
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  • 32
    Cartoon - Alvin and the Chipmunks When bae walks in. ALYIN ROAD CHIP CAWINHOVE deeznutsforcutie why is she wearing a dress if shes just gonna let her rodent vagina hang out of it
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  • 33
    Text - mathplantsandanarchy My breakfast was black coffee and antidepressants. This sounds super edgy but it really just shows I have poor time management and woke up too late
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  • 34
    Text - Hitler : "The perfect being is tall, blonde, with blue eyes." German kid : "Why are you short, with dark hair and brown eyes, mein Führer? Hitler : I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess
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  • 35
    Text - pyropotter: You are angry about something. "Clam down," I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell Source: pyropotter
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    Text - MAN KICKED OUT OF ALL-YOU- CAN-EAT BUFFET AFTER EATING MORE THAN 50 LBS OF FOOD, SUES FOR $2-MILLION Hold on. This whole operation was your idea. 1 Share 6.7k 50 Award Wrong Time01 • 1h • INFECTED This chunky lad looks like he'd have enough momentum to bust through castle walls if he rolled down a single flight of stairs Reply 19
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    Product - PUPPY PROVISIONAL GOVERNMENT @DOGGEAUX my three frail, sickly sons: father please... share your food... please... we are starving... father... me: CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH KFC Follow @ktc You won't be able to hear your family over the crunch of Extra Crispy chicken. KFC 20 FILL UP GIS 12:12 PM - 12 Jul 2017 608 Retweets 3,022 Likes
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  • 38
    Text - DUOLINGO 08:11 Looks like you forgot your Spanish lessons again. You know what happens now! ADT 08:11 Intruder Alert (Back Door). Proceed with caution. 12:32 AM 3/31/19 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 39
    Text - Scarfolk Council Public Information From 12nd January 1973 it will be no longer legal. Whatever you do Don't Don't be one of those people who mistakes doing for not doing or you could face a fine. THE DON'T CAMPAIGN For more information please reread this poster
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  • 40
    Bird - When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit
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  • 41
    Facial expression - When ur friend is one drink away from losing their morals and it's ur responsibility to stop them @realred_memes You've yee'd your last haw.
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  • 42
    Face - theveryhungrycaterpie: you could have it all my empire of dirt i will let you down i wil MAKE YOU SQUART
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  • 43
    Material property - ух @willkirkby it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift, the despacito grumpy tired happy codibars DARK CHOCOAT ESPRESSO moodibars HILK CHOCOLATE moodibar :)
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  • 44
    Cartoon - Person: You're STILL sick?! Me: I have a chronic illness. chronically ill am I. My illness is chronic. I experience my illness in a chronic fashion. Chronically, I will experience illness. Chronic. Illness.
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  • 45
    Movie - SAY HIS NAME. YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN HE KILLS YOU. THE PEEPEE POOPOO MAN rhainsawsuit sTX COMING SOON H OTHEIN IHTHEPID
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  • 46
    Face - Anakin. Stop panakin Jesus has a planakin
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  • 47
    Chin - Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house chaser.com.au
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  • 48
    Cartoon - Sophie McBain Follow @SEMcBain My daughter was given this creepy William Shakespeare doll and it has become her favourite toy. She cuddles "Shayspar" at night, brushes his gross old man hair & puts him on the potty. Do I just embrace this? Do I hide him before their bond is unbreakable?
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  • 49
    Text - The Baron @baronvonbike I wouldn't ask a woman if she was pregnant even if I was performing a sonogram on her and the baby waved.
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  • 50
    Wood - God help me, I thought this was a cheesesteak.
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  • 51
    Font - oh no oh mama! I forgot to water my baguettes! hydrate us, Ryan!
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  • 52
    Text - Client:I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink. Me: What black pen? Client: The one that was lying on your tablet. Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen? Client: I tried writing with it and it didn't work. It must've been out of ink. sharped0 this almost made me cry dendropsyche this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i've ever seen from Clients from Hell.
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  • 53
    Bird - S OFT BILLED DUCH QUA CK
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  • 54
    Text - katie-kapulet: whatthefinnick: My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat. Aol
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