Forty-Four Random Memes For Easy Entertainment

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Jan 8, 2020 1:08 PM EST

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    Text - My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon. Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire? You should be most embarrassed that you're a disappointment to the empire. STARES IN KLINGON
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    Property - Time heals all wounds but the scars are a constant reminder ArxmntE HE CASH ADVANCE markwateneymemorialcrater there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off shorthalt they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails. Source: memescomed...
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    Water - Place a plastic kiddie pool in the ground.Looks nicer.Then take it out in colder months and have a fire pit. Woah.
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    Text - ah M ed = @ahmierda Why them pants look like that one soccer ball everyone has but doesn't know where it's from FauxyBrown. @_TDionne · 1d cracked the code #DIONNESKI Show this thread 1:04 AM 1/1/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Mammal - Is u pokèmon? am an ouch mouse. doin me a fascinate
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    Text - Kelsey Fiona @KelseyFionaBich yes i'm vegan. yes i eat meat. we exist. Anakin Skywalker @therealanakin Yes I'm on the council. Yes l'm not a Jedi master. we exist.
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    Beard - "TIS BUT A SCRATCH A SCRATCH? YOUR ARM'S OFF! CAN CH ALLNEW EAT THUSS I'VE HAD WORSE YOU LIAR! AMERICANCH NEAT THU COME ON, YOU PANSY! huno abue0
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    Text - the-sunbird: just-shower-thoughts: Some of us are still "it" from a childhood game of tag. This fu me up far more than it should.
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    Facial expression - Okay, I've got a Joke for you, kid. Knock knock Come in Otwitchytyrant I can't believe he killed Harrison Ford twice
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    Cash - Price and worth are very similar concepts, but priceless and worthless are opposite one an- other. DOI oitr
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    Fur - When you've been gaming so much you don't remember how to be normal anymore
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    Text - ushas42 I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn't say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he's undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all| conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones. knitmeapony 10/10, greatest spy movie of all time scientia-rex TAKE MY MONEY
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    People - Interviewer: describe yourself in one word Me: hired Interviewer: (under breath) holy stt can he do that? shutterstock
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    Text - 2060 2018 HEY SON, I FOUND A HEY SON, I FOUND A PICTURE OF PICTURE OF YOUR GRANDPA. YOUR GRANDPA.
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    Font - LEGAL Locksmith IF LIFE SHUTS A DOOR.OPEN IT AGAIN ITS A DOOR. THATS HOW THEY WORK BONDED and INSURED EEN'S SANANAN
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    Text - * 83% al T-Mobile LTE 8:27 PM norma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!" One
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    Dog - DO REGULAR DOGS SEE POLICE DOGS AND THINK CPOLICE IT'S THE COPS" "OH S
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    Photo caption - The Last Jedi is a betrayal of Luke's character. A real Jedi would stand and fight after making a mistake that unleashed the Dark Side on an unsuspecting galaxy. Actually, when my apprentice turned into Darth Vader, I hid on a desert planet undera fake name and hoped no one noticed me. Yeah, I completely missed that Palpatine was a Sith Lord, so I ran away and lived in a swamp. It's kind of what Jedi do.
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    White - "You throw the ball, I bring it back. You throw the ball, I bring it back. I don't know who, but one of us is an asshole." O JimBenton.com CartoonsForYou.com
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    Cartoon - everybody else has their shit together but i have absolutely no clue what i'm supposé d to be doing right now crazyhend co mics
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    Product - I BOUGHT A WOODEN WHISTLE BUT IT WOODEN WHISTLE
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    Text - Humans are a super Al invented by mother nature and now we are slowly destroying our creator, the exact thing we are afraid of happening with computer Al today.
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    Text - Person *then Than wednesday what you corrected yourself before u texted it Person I have many abilities, some considered to be unnatural. Text Message
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    Text - l 72% 00:29 Nerds with Vaginas 24. März um 19:30 · O •.. So like do caterpillars know that they're gonna be butterflies or do they just build the cacoon and be like wtf am I doing trustedwings: frauleinninja: this post has fued me up more than any other on this site Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it's in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That's right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the
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    Text - Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. -Filipe Fortes Debugging н
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    Font - I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do
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    Text - 16:10 61% Gefällt mir Kommentieren Teilen Nerds with Vaginas 12 Std. •.. Joly Messages Edit We should invest in an army of llamas. Why? 1) They spit. Which is a very good weapon against people. 2) We can ride on them. Also very useful for battle. 3) They're soft and we can put hats on them. Let's do it. SO 13.393 4.424 Kommentare 9.379 Mal geteilt
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    Text - My dad said if I could look after a special growing rock and water it each day until it stopped growing I could get a dog. I'd water it and every week while I was at school, he'd replace it with a slightly bigger rock. No puppy. Just a boulder the size of a minivan outside of his house that still gets watered daily. 22WORDS.COM
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    Cartoon - Me: You can't summarize an entire series in just one screensho- DBS: That damned Son Goku. How many times is he going to surpass his limits?!
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    Text - 03:54 82% Gefällt mir Teilen Kommentieren Art DeGuerre-Lasse hat Succ my memes Beitrag in der Gruppe „INTP Procrastination Station" geteilt. 43 Min · Facebook for Android •.. THIS WOULD BE THE WORLD IF ISAAC NEWTON HAD NOT INVENTED GRAVITY E=mc 3081 a.c. - 1602 d.c. Succ my meme 8. März um 01:00 · *
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    Python family - what do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long? An-thon
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    Sport venue - www.ergohestia.pl aO KRENA ERGO A Porn is to sex what professional wrestling is.to real fighting.
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    German shepherd dog - SAW BAD MAN. BIT BAD MAN. END OF REPORT
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    Text - A MURDER MYSTERY WHERE EVERY CHARACTER BELIEVES THEMSELF RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH, AND TRIES TO COVER IT UP. WRITING.PROMPT.S
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    Vertebrate - The Telegraph Home Video News World sport Finance Comment Culture Travel Life Women USA Asia Chína Earope Middle Best Australasia Africa South America Central Asia HOME » NEWS » WORLD NEWS - NORTH AMERICA » SA British parrot missing for four years returns speaking Spanish
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    Text - No matter what the meeting is about, if you randomly chime in with 'it's all about finding that balance' people will always agree.
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    Font - IF YOU'RE A FAMOUS SMUGGLER YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
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    Photo caption - DON'T GIVE THEMALL THE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
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    Green - FETISHES IT MAY TAKE ONLY ONE PERVERT TO PUT IN A LIGHT BULB, BUT IT TAKES THE WHOLE EMERGENCY RooM TO REMOVE IT.
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    Text - When playing a game on the easiest mode, the enemies are playing it on the hardest mode.
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    Hair - Barber: what do you want? He: I need to fight Freeza Barber: say no more
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    Text - instagram.com > 8:11 PM Messages 00000 LTE Photo thefatjewish Yo girl, on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? Delivered Germany, 1942 23,522 likes thefatjewish WELL. FUCKING. PLAYED. View all 613 comments iusteul
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    Yellow - Found in Argentina SPmeceR 300 Ziraiiavie
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    Text - huffylemon Sean Holloway @CoolSeanDotCom At my wedding, you'll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing, no questions asked 11/12/17, 1:18 PM eelpatrickharris atimeofmagic powermove: uninvite the groom
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