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Bunch Of Bird Sh*tposts For The Birb Lovers

These memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts are for anyone who loves birds. We think that bird-watchers and bird parents alike will enjoy them all the same. Bird enthusiasts are certainly a special breed of person, and you should own that!

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    Text - penfairy my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself. but allandnot Please tell your parrot I still love him. penfairy he just threw his seeds
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    Bird - @tobythecockatoo 1024 me, still processing 2016's trauma 2020
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    Text - Natalie Ray @_natalieray Why is "silly goose" a phrase? have u ever met a goose? they are the most serious and powerful dinosaur lookin monsters l've ever encountered, not one of them is silly.
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    Bird - dunyun-rings I saw some great pigeons the other day monopropellant these are normal pigeons clockatrice yes but they're great Source: dunyun-rings
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    Text - Rootless Metropolitan @crookedroads770 I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach my two year old son what an owl was and he thought it was called a wood penguin
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    Text - A ajgoeswest never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop! yeahthatsdeepshitman how did a crow get a tumblr
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    Text - Jon @ArfMeasures THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What 9/2/16 14:58
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    Photo caption - URGENT: BABY FLAMINGO DOING THE FLAMINGO LEG
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    Crow - ENTER PLÉASE BE AWARE YOUNG RAVEN IS RELEASED AND LIKES SHINY OBJECTS AND SHOE LACES Please do not touch or pet him THANK YOU
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    Text - m@thew @TweetPotato314 me: *breathlessly* I need a copy of to kill a mockingbird right fucking now librarian: what's the big hurr- [a giant winged shadow darkens the doorway]
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    Bird - COULD YOU FUCKING NOT?
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    Bird - COUNTRYLIVING.COM You Can Get a Christmas Sweater for Your Chicken So They Can Be Cozy and Festive, Too
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    Text - Basic as bleacH @teragraMadden Saying you're a night owl is redundant because owls are nocturnal. Unless of course you're saying you're a knight owl. Like Sir Hoot of Mousehuntingshire. That would make sense. 4:59 PM · 12/28/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Adaptation - Andrew Barnas @AndrewBarnas Ducks have a blatant disregard for authority (photo credit @juliangelo_) PLEASE KEEP OFF FENCES 11:30 AM · 1/3/20 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 18 Likes
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    Text - Emma @CampbellxEmma Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity Foto: Instagram Politie Utrecht Centrum
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    Text - Review: "Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book is, in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes against humanity, Earth or God." FIRST EDITION. DUCKS: AND, HOW TO MAKE THEM PAY. By WILLIAM COOK. AYLESBURY DRAKE.
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    Text - The Notorious B.E.V. @blade_funner [GOD CREATING DUCKS] Give that chicken a kazoo. 9:10 PM · 27 Jun 19 · Twitter for Android
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    Adaptation - Me, checking my phone to see who messaged me during my 16 hour depression nap
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    Text - MEALS ATTACKED by KOOKABURRA will not be replaced GUARD YOUR LUNCH
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    Text - Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois Today I learned that there are female penguins who exchange sex for nice rocks so if you're having a hard day just remember that hooker penguins exist 3/26/18, 7:07 PM 106 Retweets 332 Likes Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois 12h Also some female penguins have been observed performing the mating dance but not putting out and STILL getting nice rocks so stripper penguins also exist 278 49
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    Product - Yeah can I get a #4 with a Mountain Dew and a bunch of fuckin seeds CART @cabbagecatmémes Ce
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    Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so cool Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals 9:22 AM - 1/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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