Very Strange And Amusing Posts From North Korea 'Donimo's Pizza'

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Jan 10, 2020 12:00 PM EST

"Donimo's Pizza" in Pyongyang, North Korea is our favorite new Facebook account run by some seriously dedicated trolls who apparently love clams and pineapple on their pizza. Not to be confused with "Domino's pizza" in the Unite States, of course. We'll just let you take a look at the account yourselves because it really needs no further explanation - nor can we give any further explanation for that matter.

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    Text - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea January 2 at 4:10 PM O Rason Shinhung cigarettes are best for health and vigoriousness. When your 3 days in to 2020 and still smoking but it's okay because true Korean cigarettes cure cancer.
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Text - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea January 7 at 11:24 PM Official Announcements Earlier today, we fulfill standard pizza order with ICBM delivery to patrons in Al-Asad, Iraq. We did not realise Iraq was situated near so many American military bases and our rocket technology accidently impact American structures. We did not intend to start provocationings toward Unite State. - Comrade Ding Woo Partly False Information Checked by independent fact-checkers See Why
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    People - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea Yesterday at 5:38 AM -O Facebook Fact Checker Test [If below facts not disputed, they will be considered true] • Dear Leader Kim Jong Un is the most handsome and intelligent leader in the Earth. • Birds sing in Korean with joy to celebrate Dear Leader's accomplishments. • DPRK humiliates imperialist American forces in any theater of conflict. • Donimo's Pizza is best original pizza and Domino's is cheap capitalist knock off. • Epstein did not kill h
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Text - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea December 10, 2019 at 5:46 AM O Selling for W50,000,000.00. Enquire within. Thank. - Comrade Ding Woo
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Combat vehicle - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea January 6 at 11:01 PM O Drivings-Thru now available at establishment!
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Flag - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea January 5 at 7:39 AM O I met with Iranian counter-part today to emphasise peace and friendship between our countries. We also discussed importance of blocking any atrocious maneuvers by the Unite States in trying introduce Pizza Hutt or Papa John's to the DPRK or Iran. Donimo's stands ready to crush any approach from inferior American pizza establishments. - Comrade Ding Woo
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Food - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea January 4 at 4:58 PM O Pizza belongs on pineapple.
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    Chin - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea December 27, 2019 at 5:59 AM Best episode of JRE. The sun flag of the great Comrade Kim II Sung and Comrade Kim Jong will forever flutter in the van of our revolutionary ranks that display only victory and honor and will always encourage and drive us towarda new victory. That's crazy, man... Have you ever done DMT?
    via DonimosBestKorea
  • 09
    Collage - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea January 1 at 9:26 PM O Mandatory heart reactionings. What is your main inspiration for 2020?
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Text - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea ... January 7 at 6:54 PM O DEFEND THE HEADQUARTERS We discoverings plans for Unite State Imperialists to invade friend and ally of DPRK! Enlist in the comments to register your defence! Imperialist will not break the walls of Best Korea Pizza Comrades! Plan "operation Harambe": Karens Naruto Runners Kyles hyped on Monster Hackers IRAN Extraction Zones Gamers @dontdraftmemes4ww3 Feminist Anti-Vax Kids Draft kids Care-Packages (ETA 10 minutes after firs
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Organism - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea ... January 1 at 3:45 PM 0 We estatic to introduce *new* Extra Spicey Hwasong-14 Pizza, now with free ICBM delivery to Unite States. Only at Donimo's! Free Shipping
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Text - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea January 3 at 10:02 PM O ICBM Drivers being re-trained in re-education camp Apologies world, lastings nights we delivered an order to Iran and we accidentally entered in wrongs location so we have sent employee to #Camp! And resent a second order at no extra cost to patron. Thank for understanding. 니모 피자
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Text - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea ... December 21, 2019 at 11:01 PM - 0 IF ANYBODY IS GOING TO BE ALONE THIS CHRISTMAS. PLEASE LET US KNOW. WE NEED TO BORROW SOME by CHAIRS.
    via DonimosBestKorea
  • 14
    Text - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea December 31, 2019 at 1:39 AM - Stay safe patrons and comrades. Here is to 2020. Earth: *Makes a complete rotation around the Sun* Humans:
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Text - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea December 29, 2019 at 7:10 PM Harsh but true words from Dear Leader. Comrades, nobody cares about your Year In Facebook review.
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Facial expression - Donimo's Pizza: Pyongyang, Best Korea December 28, 2019 at 4:17 PM O 9 out of 10 Chigwa Uisa's agree. *New Toothpaste is released* Dentists:
    via DonimosBestKorea
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    Military rank - Dear Leader and generals needs your help to defeatings evil Western Imperialists! In order to help Dear Leader, you need to: 1. get your parents credit/debit card. 2. find the 12 digits on the front. 3. find the exp. date on the front 4. find the 3 digits on the back comment all of the numbers and you will help spread juche idea!
    via DonimosBestKorea

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