Sixteen Quirky Witticisms From Kids

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Ada Elder
Jan 17, 2020 7:00 PM EST

Kids really go back and forth between being the best and the worst. The whining, the germs, the endless and exhausting energy they seem to derive from nowhere. But every now and then they'll go and say something so smart or so funny forget about the bad stuff. It doesn't hurt when they cuddle you either. This Instagram account, Live From Snack Time, is chock full of kids quotes that will remind you why you raised these little terrors. They're pretty damn special, and a great reminder that parenting ain't so bad after all.

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  • 01
    Text - "I'm just going to put all the boys that want to marry me in a line and do eenie meenie miney mo." Chloe, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 02
    Text - "If I don't eat my snack right now I don't think I am going to make it." anonymous, 6 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 03
    Text - "I can't wait to be an adult so I can cook and mind my own business." - Addison, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @laurab017
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  • 04
    Text - "He looked at me so he's my boyfriend." Opal, 5 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 05
    Text - "How do you know if it's a play date or a real date?" anonymous, 11 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 06
    Text - "I know how to say 'boyfriend' in Spanish. It's 'adios. anonymous, 3 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @elizabethmspencer
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  • 07
    Text - "If I won the Mega Millions, would buy a bridge and not let anyone cross." anonymous, 7 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 08
    Text - "I'm afraid of school because l'm allergic to people." Kai, 5 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 09
    Text - "Why does it have to be called a question Mark? Why can't it be called a question David?" David, 5 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @RachelHellman85
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  • 10
    Text - "I need a break from my feelings right now." Enya, 7 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 11
    Text - "Yoga is easy. It's just slow karate." anonymous, 8 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 12
    Text - "I'm too sad for pants." Jameson, 2 years old @LiveFromSnackTime submitted by: @missesaz
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  • 13
    Text - "Can you give me a timeout? I want to be alone." anonymous, 5 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 14
    Text - "I'm not mad! I'm just hungry and I hate you." anonymous, 7 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 15
    Text - "When I'm a big girl, I'll get to drink wine and touch hot cookies." Lauren, 5 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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  • 16
    Text - 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 32 1 "I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you." anonymous, 6 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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