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Accidental Yarn Purchase Inspires Hilarious Pun-Filled Twitter Thread

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    Thread - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan Losing my mind because i ordered what I thought was a very affordable wool sweater (like Chris Evans in Knives Out obviously) from a Norwegian website and what I got was the raw materials necessary to create said sweater myself obra pet kan vaskes for hånd ele maskin på ullprogram. Bru ulvaskemiddel, Foull fra norske merinosaun eine Na som ge den gode das Merino et egner seg godt både oving og farging. Lebrasa 3 tråds 500 Dg neste: 117m Strikkefasthet for 10/1
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    Thread - arine Einull fra norske merinosaue maskin på ullprogram. Bruk ulivaskemiddel. Det kan vaskes for hånd eller Leine Merino et egner seg godt både oving og farging. fla som gie den gode car Lebrasa 3 tråds dez xu 50g nøste : 117m Strikkefasthet for 10/10cm med pinne nr 3,5: 20m x 29 10cm: den gode sasm Merino dde til
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    Text - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan 1/7/20 Replying to @ltsDanSheehan 100% my fault, the wool is very nice and I will be gifting it to friends who knit for years to come O 51 2766 7,703 Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan · 1/7/20 An extra wrinkle on this whole thing is that it's a farm I worked at briefly in 2016 so some of these sheep are my friends 27 216 13.9K 70 Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan · 1/8/20 Cannot let this hero be shaved for no reason ♡ 7,374 2787 26
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    Text - @rianjohnson - 1/7/20 Rian Johnson O O R Replying to @ltsDanSheehan Chris knit his own 27306 8,695 46 Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan - 1/8/20 Then I know what I must do O 11 O 2,323 2712 Glenton Richards @glentonrich · 1/8/20 You must...assemble...it yourself. GIF TANNERERIZ 2717 920 4 Sean P. C. McAvoy @SeanPc... · 1/8/20 ▼ You win, sir. 58
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    Eyelash - Stable Idiot @Lukemhealy 1/7/20 Replying to @ltsDanSheehan Careful. This is how they get you. It's a gateway craft. Oh it starts out innocent. A hat here, a scarf there. Next thing you know you've sold all your drugs to afford enough skeins to make full winter outfits for your future great grandkids. ♡ 4,253 27246 34 Johanne Brøsted @JBrsted 1/8/20 So true! Started out with little squares for a blanket, now I do stuff like this: 276 14 307 DoiliesFromHell @hellyeahdoil... 1/8/20 ▼ The
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    Text - Jane Harrison (Halloween 20... · 1/7/20 v Replying to @ltsDanSheehan Dude just knit the fucking sweater ♡ 2,146 Q3 2717 Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan · 1/7/20 I have never once knit and the instructions are in Norwegian! O 115 27 12 ) 3,193 @dogfather 1/7/20 Replying to @ltsDanSheehan matt O Imaooo 180
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    Text - 2019 Time Nicest Pete of the... · 1/7/20 Replying to @ltsDanSheehan they ikead your sweater oh my god Q 17 27153 5,662 taryn * @SlippyMiss 1/7/20 I'm fucking dying at this 3. 412 Modern Democratic Savage 1/8/20 Or dyeing O 97 Caitríona Page @Caitriona_Pa... · 1/9/20 ▼ Taryn missed a golden opportunity. She yarned for a good pun, but sadly it spun away. 18
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    Text - Keller Harris @kellerharris36-1/7/20 Replying to @ltsDanSheehan I never would have guessed that Knives Out's cultural impact would be tricking people into learning how to knit sweaters 2737 736 auntie loca @auntie_loca · 1/8/20 Easier than going into nursing. 79 wayward witch @hatter_desig... - 1/9/20 ▼ PUPPIESSSSSSS Yes, that was my take away. Chris Evans and puppies. No. I'm not sorry♡♡
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    Miles Klee O @MilesKlee 1/7/20 Replying to @ltsDanSheehan get to work 01 733 Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan - 1/7/20 See you all in 2021 O 877 Kit1 @Kit1- 1/7/20 C'mon...it won't take an entire year! 01 Glitch Knitter @glitchedknitter · 1/8/20 That many cables? It'd take me two and I've been knitting for a decade 01 That Mom @skiptomlur · 1/8/20 Here's a men's 42R I started in JULY (along with other projects but still, cables are a serious time commitment). Introvert's Way 199
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    Text - Kaos Agent @AgentSiegfri.. · 1/7/20 ▼ Replying to @ltsDanSheehan Darn. 273 187 6. St. Vincent Price @Januarylro... · 1/7/20 v *Yarn 273 414 gillis @ser_pez · 1/7/20 *garn (in Norwegian) 273 103 St. Vincent Price @Januarylro... · 1/7/20 v Hell yeah, I learned a little Norwegian today! 29
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    Text - Angelcrusher @Angelcrusher · 1/7/20 Replying to @ltsDanSheehan and THE REVOLUTON WL NOT E TELEVeD BGP GA ScorERON @chick_in_kiev * Some assembly required 608
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    Line - B. @alchemistalt Replying to @ltsDanSheehan Did it come with a hex key? 7:14 PM · 1/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Line art - DeLaina Ellis @dellis5th Replying to @alchemistalt and @ltsDanSheehan 10:36 PM · 1/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Louis Chanina, male hysteric... · 1/7/20 ▼ Replying to @ltsDanSheehan Do you have a link to the seller, I would like affordable yarn please 383 Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan - 1/7/20 leinemerino.no they're a really cool family owned farm but also I can't read Norwegian ) 777 27 11 19
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    Canidae - Lizz Adams @Lizz Replying to @ltsDanSheehan Ahahaha I love this I knit one for my dog!!! 12:28 AM · 1/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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