Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (January 19, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - thelesbianguide: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn't from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn't have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent Done.
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  • 02
    Text - jameson250 WELCOME TO WHOSE LANE IS ITANYWAY?" THE WINTER GAME SHOW WHERE LANES ARE MADE UP AND THE PLOWS DONT BOTHER kaijuno this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks theinfiknight IT'S ANBOOMERMEME, SIR BUT IT CHECKS OUT 36,778 notes
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  • 03
    Text - greelin can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal jealousies I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the s out of everyone and everything Source: greelin
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  • 04
    Text - anonymous asked hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? 8 frogitivity Microwave for 40 minutes comfybi why were you microwaving a lemon??? frogitivity I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots benito-el-gato-con-gorrito Did you burn an orange too? How??? frogitivity Microwave for 40 minutes
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  • 05
    Product - mrs-zabini clarke drogo 2 @ztebekralc Y'all really think earth gonna let us kill her? I know for a fact that bi will wipe us out and start over like we never existed 12:06 AM 12 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone floralobsessednerd Good for her Source: mrs-zabini
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  • 06
    Text - O hydro-homies ROKE @gregoriosmaster Offensive ad why am I seeing this ad? Repetitive O This ad overheard my conversations invasive ads Source: hydro-homies
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  • 07
    Text - E lesdemonium Follow imasmallchild I don't have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming ziraseal a thesis by Chidi Anagonye 88,540 notes
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  • 08
    Text - kaijuno Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you'll be at a conference and it's like "is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???" "Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be" inthisquarter I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.
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  • 09
    Technology - cognitohazardous at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling Quick Copy PhotoCake Iortected something wreng wh he preter Photo Ik Cartridars Law Cyen Pece eploce the i cartride sen Frame Artwork Saved Job ca Photo
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  • 10
    Text - S poststr Follow allsadn when you're a kid and you're feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly Source: allsadn 63,817 notes
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