Twitter Users Describe The Dumbest Family Fights They've Been In

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Jan 21, 2020 6:00 PM EST

Families are almost always dysfunctional as is, and when you spend enough time around the same people, emotions can run haywire. Jimmy Fallon asked Twitter about the most moronic fights they've ever been in with their families, and they did not disappoint. If you're a weird one and you feel like you need even more family-related content, click here for some memes!

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    Text - jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon It's Hashtags time! Describe the most ridiculous argument your family has gotten into, and tag it with #DumbestFamilyFight. Could be on the show!
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    Text - Text - Gus Hughes @pinkeyegus My annoying aunt made the whole family to do beach meditation with her. When she asked each of us to describe our happy place my dad just said, "This trip, but without you here." She stormed off and told him to burn in hell. #DumbestFamilyFight O814 9:33 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Kansas Bradbury @kansasbradbury Replying to @jimmyfallon The day the clocks turned back for daylight savings time. Members of my family kept arguing about what time we should feed the cat so she wouldn't be confused. #DumbestFamilyFight O 1,653 8:22 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Mayra Fiori @ezmerald Replying to @jimmyfallon My brothers often argue with each other on who is the ugly one between them both... They're identical twins. #DumbestFamilyFight O 400 8:57 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Fiona O'Brien @RealFionao Replying to @jimmyfallon On my Dad's deathbed he said he was thrilled I was in a new relationship with Kevin, My mom then told my Dad that my new man's name was Oliver....then I had to tell him it was actually Trevor #DumbestFamilyFight O 42 9:06 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Bhkowboy777 @bhkowboy777 #DumbestFamilyFight I jokingly asked my family; How many of each type of animal did Moses take aboard the Ark? My Grandma says; 2. When I tried to tell her it was Noah, not Moses, she said I was wrong & stormed out of the room! Dad says; We don't talk religion at dinner table! TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE BEHAVIOR OF SOME PEOPLE IS LIKE TRYING TO SMELL THE COLOR 9. O 135 9:54 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Kells729 @Kelly2980 Replying to @jimmyfallon This past xmas eve, my aunt called my brother's dog ugly, my sister-in-law replied that her granddaughter was ugly, so my aunt punched her. #DumbestFamilyFight O 408 8:14 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - BeYoung @BriYoungPhoto Replying to @jimmyfallon #dumbestfamilyfight we once had to turn the car around on a family road trip because my dad was convinced he saw turkeys along the side of the road and none of us believed him, news flash they were garbage bags. O 187 8:43 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Sarah #Vegas2020 @SuperWhovianNut Replying to @jimmyfallon Ome member of my family didn't believe me when I insisted my Birthday was 5/29, she insisted I was wrong and I was born on the 28th. I had to show her my state ID and birth certificate as proof #DumbestFamilyFight O 122 8:14 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Quantum Flux @QuantumFlux1701 Replying to @jimmyfallon I don't remember what the argument was about, but me and my sister were arguing. Then she saw a squirrel and forgot what we were arguing about. She demanded that I tell her what we were arguing about. I did not. #DumbestFamilyFight O157 8:15 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Tatum @Ma2adams My father sent me to my room for putting jelly on my bread before the peanut butter. #DumbestFamilyFight twitter.com/jimmyfallon/st.. jimmy fallon O @jimmyfallon It's Hashtags time! Describe the most ridiculous argument your family has gotten into, and tag it with #DumbestFamilyFight. Could be on the show! 808 8:17 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Jacquelyn Mahoney @jmahoney413 Replying to @jimmyfallon My sister once screamed at me for an entire car ride because I was looking out her window. To this day my whole family will randomly yell "DONT LOOK OUT MY WINDOW" at each other #dumbestfamilyfight O1,246 8:19 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Boogie @boogiechurv Replying to @jimmyfallon We got in a fight at Xmas over whether the ceiling fan was rotating clockwise or counter clockwise. The only resolution that could calm everyone down was "it depends on if your point of view is from above or below it". Still a touchy subject 5 years later. #DumbestFamilyFight O 444 8:18 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Corinne @Corinnee96 Replying to @jimmyfallon My dad, my sister and I got in a fight with my mother because she didn't want us to imitate her sleeping position wherever we go (we did it anyway and invented mom-planking) #DumbestFamilyFight @FallonTonight Washington Paris @home 1000 Islands, Gananoque Original O1,178 8:20 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Emily @ms_emily_allen For years, my dad has sworn he needs glasses, but my mom says he's just "not trying hard enough." #DumbestFamilyFight O6 7:08 PM - Jan 15, 2020
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    Text - Wildlife - emiliy @emiliym Replying to @jimmyfallon My mom bought a taxidermied moose named Bruce from an antique store and my dad was so mad he bought a taxidermied squirrel in a canoe and named her Pearl. They keep buying each other moose/squirrel figurines for holidays/birthdays out of spite. #DumbestFamilyFight 406 11:05 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Tara Smith @Tara_FUC Replying to @jimmyfallon My hubs & I got into a fight over the fact that he STILL doesn't pronounce the word "argue" correctly. He thinks the "G" is silent (are you). Now he won't even say it because I make fun of him. We just quarrel. #DumbestFamilyFight O 457 8:24 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - MasterBearJedi @masterbearjedi Replying to @jimmyfallon As a child I got into an argument with my dad because I did not understand that Harrison Ford could be both Han Solo AND Indiana Jones. I actually told him he was too old to understand how movies worked. #DumbestFamilyFight O 636 8:24 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Magic Del @magicdel My dad discovered I hadn't returned a book to the library. This escalated into a huge arguement as he was convinced it would affect his credit score because my library card was still registered at his address.#DumbestFamilyFight O 212 9:19 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Conor @TheRealChov Replying to @jimmyfallon The first time I had Easter at my wife's parents house we made cookies for all of her nephews. To avoid making a mess we ate them outside. My father-in-law found out and started yelling at us because he didn't want the us getting crumbs all over his grass. #Dumbestfamilyfight 294 9:45 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney I made a joke to a family member (a millionaire) on how he needs to donate more money to polio vaccinations and buy less 10,000 watches. That side of the family has not spoken to me in 8 years. #DumbestFamilyFight O 416 9:27 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - METAL FOR BREAKFAST @MTLFORBRKFST My brother kept coming upstairs and asking my mom what the date was over and over again. She got mad and grounded him. He came back up and kept asking her again anyways. Turns out he had a concussion.#DumbestFamilyFight P.S Hi Jimmy, Hi Roots. Can you turn me into a song? 103 8:33 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Kelsea Vaughn @Superhero4Life Replying to @jimmyfallon My sister and I were having an insult war at like 2 am. She ran out of insults and called me a thigh. "You.... THIGH!" #DumbestFamilyFight ♡ 8:47 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Product - Tay @taylorcarlisle Replying to @jimmyfallon My dad was accusing me of knocking his Eagles CDs off the shelf. I kept telling him it wasn't me. But he insisted I did it. Thanks to a picture my nephew took earlier that day, we figured out the real cuprit. #DumbestFamilyFight CocaCola Coke O 397 8:42 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Property - MelSuperstar @CubsfanMT Replying to @jimmyfallon We're only allowed to refer to this as the "downstairs" couch, because no one can agree if it's green or blue. (It's green) #Dumbestfamilyfight O 161 8:35 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Natalie Flores @nfoertch Replying to @jimmyfallon In our 30s, my twin sister described to me an incident in high school that she'd never forgiven me for-it occurred on the balcony of our cafeteria. Our cafeteria didn't have a balcony. It was a dream- and she'd been upset for 15yrs #DumbestFamilyFight O813 8:27 PM - Jan 13, 2020 boredpanda.com 42 people are talking about this
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    Text - Text - Hannah @hannyxanny my mom was scrolling through my photos and stopped at this one asking who it was, when i said idk she yelled at me for making fun of sick people. I responded by saying "it's just a meme" & she said i don't care if it's a me-me that man is not doing well!" #DumbestFamilyFight ♡ 957 8:44 PM - Jan 13, 2020 · Brooklyn, NY
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    Text - Text - Camille is Cold @cthesaltythespi Replying to @jimmyfallon Me and my parents and sister had a very lengthy fight about my wedding. Which sounds normal until you find out that l'm not engaged. In fact, I don't even have a boyfriend... #DumbestFamilyFight O 541 8:24 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Mikey @MikeyC_mikeyD0 Replying to @jimmyfallon I yelled at my grandpa for getting his fingers in the dip at a BBQ and he came back with "It's better than sticking my dork in it!" Touché Pap, touché #DumbestFamilyFight
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    Text - Text - leah @itsleahbale Replying to @jimmyfallon My family and I once had a huge argument over whether you put socks then underwear on, or underwear then socks. The argument went on for a whole month.. #DumbestFamilyFight O 294 8:35 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - vicki @vickilovestacos Replying to @jimmyfallon I had an argument with my sister who said "tomato sauce tastes good on everything". She wouldn't admit she was wrong so I forced her to put tomato sauce on all of her food until she gave in. #DumbestFamilyFight O 83 8:21 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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    Text - Text - Erin N. Tesoriero @etes_97 Replying to @jimmyfallon I tried convincing my grandmother that she did not just buy the latest iPhone as the phone she was showing me had Samsung written clearly across the top. #DumbestFamilyFight O 255 8:13 PM - Jan 13, 2020
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