Forty-Three Assorted Memes In No Specific Order

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andcallmeshirley
May 31, 2020 4:38 PM EDT

Random memes for the sole purpose of entertainment. And here's another meme dump, in case you're not done distracting yourself from your responsibilities.

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  • 01
    Cat - Lady: who is the worlds cutest lamp? Cat: who is the worlds loneliest alcoholic? Lady: wow Cat: yeah hurts doesn't it?
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    Cartoon - When your girl minding her business and you see her butt
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    Yoda - When someone tells me it's easy peasy lemon squeezy, but for me it's always stressy, depressy, lemon zesty
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    Drink - The trust between a brother and sister: AnoPo 12
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    Cat - @dracomallfoys when ur a grumpy ass, troll-like person by nature but still really want to maintain a soft and feminine aesthetic
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    Fur - You My unconditional love, support, and affection
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    Cat - Employee: I'd really appreciate a liveable wage for my labor Employer:
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    Text - beeworm There is explicit nonbinary representation on my math homework beeworm b) If Isaiah's answer is INVALID, correct his work. b) If Zoe's answer is INVALID, correct her work. b) If Bin's answer is INVALID, correct their work. rb if you support them magistrate-of-mediocrity Bin's identity is valid BUTOTHEIROANSWEROISONOTO 79,037 notes
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    Knitting - WHO DID THIS?!?!
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    Text - licensed esthetician @SortaBad In the future, sex robots will be virtually indistinguishable from humans. The only way to know for sure will be to show your partner a collage right before sex and ask them to tell you which photos contain street signs
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    Photo caption - White people when Mr. Brightside starts playing at a party
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  • 12
    Cartoon - MY CHARACTER IS FINALLY READY! SUL SUL!" HELLO IN SIMS LANGUAGE LET THE FUN BEGIN INSTAGRAM-COM/ARTBYJULIET
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    Cartoon - NOT TO FORGET YOUR ALIEN CHILD AND HIS SICK COSTUME ALREADY 3 WEDDINGS, 17 FIRES, FEW CAREERS FROM ASTRONAUT TO CRIMINAL,A FURT WITH DEATH -LITTERALY - AND A NICE GARDEN WITH A GRAVEYARD FULL OF ALL YOUR DEAD ROOMATES NOW THATS WHAT I CALL ACHIEVEMENTS AN I RIGHT KAREN? INSTAGRAM-COM/ARTBYJULIET
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    Text - RUNNERS BE LIKE runnersbe Going for a run. POOP @runnersbe
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    Text - when he asks you what your best qualities are PLUMP & UNFILTERED A0 000 LIS WEIRD
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    Cat - ta Observatory Cats Retweeted Matthew R Francis @DrMRFrancis There once was a girl from Purdue Who kept a young cat in a pew She taught it to speak Alphabetical Greek But it never got farther than Matthew R Francis @DrMRFrancis 22h GIF 2:20 PM 5/20/19 TweetDeck
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    Text - delightfuldonutdreams Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don't mean rumors or gossip. A story like " one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it" what if I'm that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???! helloitsbees one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to ge
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    Text - soul nate @MNateShyamalan harry: finding these "horcruxes" sounds hard dumbledore: nah. youve destroyed some on accident and one "might" be you harry: kinda anticlim..wait wh- dumbledore: theres also 3 legendary items called the deathly hallows harry: hell ya dumbledore: one is your blankey 9:14 AM - 1/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 19
    Photo caption - The friendly popular kid being nice to me My introverted ass not knowing how to react
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  • 20
    Cartoon - CATHOLIC MEETING TODAY CATS by Nill 5 minutes in Colin suddenly realised he had mis-read the sign.
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  • 21
    Wildlife - ANIMALS AfE WORLD DANGER NOODLE SEA FLAP FLAP TRASH PANDA BOOPLE SNOOT FORMAL CHICKEN TIGER PONY LEATHER BIRD MURDER LOG DEATH FLOOF
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  • 22
    What happened to doctors? 1619 - bad ass bird mask - pimp cane - strong phallic symbolism in both cane and mask - prescribed you cocaine for the ghosts in your blood - goth icon 2019 - lame lab coat - limp steth-sthetho- ear thingy - scared of apples
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    Label - When you think you hit rock bottom @cosmoskyle it goes a lot deeper than I thought
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    Toy - When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you
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    Text - Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. But you probably will, because I'm hilarious.
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    Organism - I think women have a hard time deciding what to eat because the last time they decided, they doomed humanity.
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    Yellow - Schweppes TONIC WATER Tonic water Tonic-clonic water DOPAMEMES FOR REWARD- SEEKING TEDNS
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    Organism - when I'm on the verge of blacking out and I take a solo bathroom break you're a star, baby
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    Cartoon - weaver-z Follow Shout out to acclaimed horror mangaka Junji Ito for writing a cute slice of life comedy about competing with his wife for the affection of his two cats and REFUSING to change his eerie, body-horror-filled, vertigo-inducing art style at all for its entire duration LOOK LOOK LOOK !? You're no good at this. J-kun, you have a long way to go... Give it back #manga #junji ito #junji ito's cat diary #horror #funny #cats 62,120 notes हँ हूं हूँ जका பண்ண
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  • 30
    Meal - "Side effects may include bleeding from the ears, seizures and cannibalism" People in the ad: @campgoodboy 123RF 23RF
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    Text - MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 They never told me which machine so l've been raging against toasters is that right 9:06 PM - 24 Feb 19- Twitter for iPhone 332 Retweets 1,841 Likes
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    Text - D. THU THU FRI THURSDAY IS THE LUIGI OF WEEKDAYS. ITS NOT AS POPULAR AS FRIDAY TUE THU THU WED MON WEDNESDAY IS TOAD. BUT ITS NOT EVIL LIKE MONDAY OR TUESDAY. SHENCOMIX.COm
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  • 33
    Text - When a kid says they want to be like you when they grow up Thanks, but reconsider!
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    Text - serotnin serotonin? in this economy? postmodernmulticoloredcloak this is it, we've found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor Source: serotnin 101,848 notes
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  • 35
    SOME PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE RIGHT, BUT BECAUSE YOU peed clear urine in the lemonade pool
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    Text - jimmy @jamiedellapa When you're wasted and run away from your sober friend KANYE WEST O @kanyewest I no longer have a manager. I can't be managed
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    Text - erica @lucysaries amazon: we shipped your package! it should deliver by 8pm tomorrow! me, nose pressed against the door, fogging the glass as i breathe: pakidge PETTY MAYONNAISE
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    Text - Review: "Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book is, in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes against humanity, Earth or God." FIRST EDITION. DUCKS: AND, HOW TO MAKE THEM PAY. By WILLIAM COOK. AYLESBURY DRAKE.
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    Cartoon - Amazon: “Your package is out for delivery" Me: Pakidge
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  • 40
    Cartoon - Me: "Can I have an extra $1.25 an hour just to meet my basic needs for survival?" My boss: lol aति तो
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  • 41
    Cartoon - So WARM!
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  • 42
    Darth vader - Me: Watches an ad for 30 minutes of music Spotify 2 songs later: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any furtheri
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  • 43
    Text - Me: *tries unlocking my phone with a sweaty finger* My phone: I don't know you anymore.
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