Funniest Screenshots Of The Week (January 30, 2020)

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    Text - Scott Lynch @scottlynch78 The three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership: 1- You are as elegant as moonlight and shadow, my sleek panther, my tiny hunter 2- You are my little boopersnoot squigglebutt squishydoodle 3- STOP EATING PLASTIC YOU GODDAMN MALEVOLENT LITTLE GARGOYLE
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    Text - what the heq @bibliophileq I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "I do not like the cobra chicken." 6:41 PM 09 Jun 18 66.9K Retweets 307K Likes
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    Text - Replying to, Billie Eilish makes music for girls who act like they'll kill their boyfriend's but are too afraid to ask for extra sauce at the drive thru. 9:26 · 27 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - adriane @adrianeisoverit Please stop making new flavors of Coca- cola. Either put the cocaine back or leave it alone. 10:32 AM Mar 29, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 42.9K Retweets 144.5K Likes
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    Text - s.l.f.w @slfw0 My parents always said "I give you food and shelter" like did y'all read the terms and conditions of producing a child. What were you gonna do, leave me on the street. 12:53 PM · 17 Sep 19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - fairywodger: inbox: "go hang a salami" backwards is "im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this 45,499 notes
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    Text - ErBear @Rica_Bee Being in your 30s means technically you're a millennial but you also remember when paying with a credit card meant the cashier sighing heavily and pulling out the SHUNCK SHUNCK machine 7:59 PM · 28 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - andi zeisler @andizeisler My kid is always playing Fortnite with his friends on my phone, and I cannot see the appeal, it's literally just a conference call with occasional shooting 11:42 PM Jan 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2.9K Likes 438 Retweets
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    Organism - When it is colder than witch titties and you get in a hot shower and it feels McDonalds Sprite crispy on your toes. BIGDILL
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    Text - rcktpwr i think turtles are a big threat to our national security swampnert may i ask why rcktpwr no
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