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    Bird - Best of Nextdoor @bestofnextdoor Cardi B is serving us some FACE Missing Chicken I lost my chicken Cardi b yesterday. She's a those island red. Please if found contact me. Thanks! 7:55 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone BHO BITCH
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    Text - Lindsay @Rollinintheseat | use a wheelchair. I love it when strangers tell me I'm an inspiration. I didn't know it was inspiring to go to the grocery store. 6:01 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - @ShellHasDragons Him: *heavy breathing Me: *heavy breathing Him: *moaning Me: HOLY FUCKKKKK Him: *watching me Him: *sighs Him: *cries Me: NEXT TIME YOU CAN HELP ME LIFT THE GODDAMN KITCHEN CABINET, CYRIL! 6:27 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Sweatpants Cher @House_Feminist omg we watched the muppet movie for the first time tonight and my 8yo says "oh, kermit! I like him because he's from all those memes" as if kermit just appeared one day drinking tea saying but that's none of my business 8:37 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - 3 @Regulat76036516 1950s: ~letter~ My darling, the evening we shared last night was one of the most special of my life. Your family was most welcoming. I look forward to getting to know them better and asking for your hand in marriage. 2020: ~text~ Damn, girl. I think you gave me pink eye. 6:13 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Young Mike @3dog101 The only bad thing about girls playing video games in porn is noticing that their controller aren't even on. 6:26 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Allan Forsyth @AllanForsyth My favourite version of the Kama Sutra is most definitely the pop-up edition. 12:02 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter Web App 11 Retweets 23 Likes @luc... · 22h Miko's a VV itch Replying to @AllanForsyth and @Regulat76036516 Not the scratch n sniff?
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    Text - Uncle Jeff @PickleRudd Autocorrect changed marriage to mortgage. What kind of voodoo fortune-telling tech is this? 7:19 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Lord Hugh Mungus @PoodleSnarf It has been many years. I learned the song. I practiced the movements. Every day. Sometimes at school. And yet not one person has asked me to point my head, shoulders, knees or toes, knees or toes 6:30 AM · 2/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - GOING CRINGEDARK @shellkind love the sound cats make when u touch them when theyre not expecting it. you know the one i mean. the activation noise 9:36 PM · 2/2/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - default mode natework @perlhack as a kid, hearing the Outback Steakhouse commercials, I thought they were saying "No rules. Just riot", and I thought, well yeah dumbass that's what makes it a fucking riot. 6:12 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Crockett TM @CrockettForReal Billy Joel may not have started the fire but he knows who did. Think about it. 6:20 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_Is_Fab Job interviewer: If you could be an animal, what animal would that be? Male brain: Well... MAGAZINE BASIC INSTINCTS Tapirs Are Surprisingly Well Endowed Their genitalia is "ungainly" but evolved that way for a reason. 9:30 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 Clothes shopping in my 20s: low rise, tight pant fitted tank plunging neckline push-up bra thong style > comfortable Clothes shopping in my 30s: anything with elastic waist jeans up to my chest shirts that cover my ass everything cotton granny panties comfort > ANYTHING ELSE 11:41 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve I just witnessed my father open a package of bologna, squirt mustard on it, roll it up and eat it as is and I just thought to myself, "How is anyone over 70 years old still alive?" 4:51 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - hedrk @thehedrk I just think it's neat that every single building has a special little room where we can go to take out our genitals 4:12 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Son:I have something in my eye. Me: Is it an eyeball? Son:I don't know why I say things out loud around you. 10:24 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Boten Red Wolf @TouchTheFloof OH GOD THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. LOVE ME DAMMIT! <3333 09/2019 Phenome-wide investigation of health outcomes associated with genetic predisposition to loneliness G Mind Behavior SUMMARY Detection of 19 genetic variants associated with feelings of loneliness. OVERVIEW RESULTS Humans are social creatures and feelings of loneliness arise when we don't feel as socially connected as we want. Chronic loneliness has 90th been correlated with elevated risks of various m
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    Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts Teacher: your 3yo scratched another student today. Me: omg that's terrible. Teacher: I know. Me: he fights like such a little bitch. 1:00 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface In addition to prep time and cooking time recipe websites should list the time it will take to drive to seven different grocery stores to buy all of the fucking ingredients 5:13 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - octopus/caveman @OctopusCaveman I think this girl is fucking Skittles SKITTLES O @Skittles - 7h Remember that thing we did with bowls last weekend? Yeah, that bee / #skittleslove @hpney Skittles #IrresistABowls <3 2 Pinned Tweet Skittles SKITTLES @Skittles super Replying to @hpneybee <3 O 258 O 38 t3 29 bee / #skittleslove @hpneybee 5:17 PM · Jan 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone Replying to @Skittles and @29planets skittles pls check dm 1 Retweet 16 Likes 7:20 AM - Feb 6, 2020 - Twitter for
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    Text - Buffaluffagus @MissSassy_Pants The guy l'm dating texted me that Walgreens was out of KY soI meant to text him to "get lube elsewhere" but my auto correct changed "Ilube" to "love" so now I'm single. Again. 5:47 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPad
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    Text - Lord Hugh Mungus @PoodleSnarf Ways I'm like ancient ruins: -ancient -ruined -empty shell -probably haunted Ways I'm different: -not photogenic -no Wikipedia page -no tours offered -no virgins sacrificed for me 10:30 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Laurazepam @andlikelaura darth vader: i killed three planets thanos: i killed half the universe voldemort: i uhh...almost killed this one kid like 7 times thanos: a kid, really darth vader: wow voldemort: you don't know the power of a mother's love okay
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    Text - Laurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is assuming you're fired every time your boss calls you into their office
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    Text - *On a first date Her: "I don't think we're romantically compatible." Him: "How could you possibly know that already?" Her: "I'm a product manager, it's my job to know." Coverheardsanfrancisco
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    Text - Betches betches @betchesluvthis the super bowl feels like it was six months ago, so that's how my week is going
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland You know how pantry shelves are a certain size? What if we make our family size boxes just a little bigger than that. Cereal Executive: First of all, I love it...
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    Text - Laurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is assuming you're fired every time your boss calls you into their office
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    Text - trill valentine @BUNNYHOOD This boy scared of Netflix Josh @Exhibit_J•1d Netflix is dark and lowkey kinda scary to use at night. They need to change that layout/ background Imfao.
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    Text - Christina Babnis 7 mins Made a bunch of cat nip mice for Asheville Cat Weirdos Emergency Fund and left the room to eat dinner. Now my cat is high af. #AshevilleCatWeirdos
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    Text - Jödingers @JodingersCat Cat I think of you when I Kegel 8:48 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Me: l'm tired My brain: turn on the tv Me: but I need sleep My brain: go pay some bills Me: I'm so exhausted My brain: oRgAnlzE yOuR sPiCes 4:42 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Joint - christine teigen O @chrissyteigen thanks to whomever sent these 4:13 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Dentist: open wide Me: :) Dentist: not your arms Me: :( 11:33 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes Nick: Why would you invite Tom? Aren't you having an affair with his wife? Gatsby: - YES, BUT THE DRAMA. 11:03 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau [Planning for trip to Australia] HER: Did you know the water flushes the other way there? ME: *Picturing the water flush straight up to the ceiling* I don't want to go anymore. 10:57 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - My bank: Why would you spend $1000 on cat treats? Me: BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION.
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    Cat - Me: these edibles ain't shit My cat:
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Wife: Wanna fool around tonight? Me:I haven't shaved, l'm really gassy and my hemorrhoids are killing me. Wife: You could have just said "no." Me [already naked]: WHY WOULDI SAY NO? 5:48 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Some Boys' Mother @someboysmother My 3 year old calls Flonase "mommy's special nose medicine" and now my neighbor thinks I do cocaine. 7:32 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Face - Nick Bond O @bondnickbond Billy Ray Cyrus looks like Kenny Rogers doing George Michael cosplay
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    Face - EPTIC @Eptic I went to art college for 4 years just to wake up this morning and draw a cat w BIG TIDDIES
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    Adaptation - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Pebbles. He got a carrot because he looked so h*ckin handsome in his new bow tie. 13/10 super good boy 2 *the magdalorian ★ 5:29 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - the cat that got to go to heaven in cat... @kittynouveau hey guys. i'm going to die 2:39 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Anthony Trucco @anthony_trucco GUCCI Imagine buyinga $400 million yacht just to have your spotlight stolen by a floating car BabyPat @BabyPatThicc · 1d A $400 million sailing yacht. That's it. That's the tweet 3:03 PM · 2/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Michelle with Two Ls n @MissColdHeart9 Kid: Mom, why are you so patient? Me: Becausel had to wait up to 57 minutes for the radio DJ to play my favorite song and record it to cassette tape. That's why. 5:12 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Photo caption - POOPSCRUFFIN4U @POOPSCRUFFIN4U we found love in a hopeless place 8:38 PM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Kelley Valentime's Day L Word Barist... v @heyKQ i believe this insane / horny valentine my youngest sister made for a school project deserves wider attention What if we kissed O .in one of the 5 National Parks I created? Haha, Unless? just kidding Theodore Roosevelt Rachel Quinn 10:16 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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