Top 10 White People Tweets (February 11, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - Jamie Beth Cohen wrote WASTED P... @Jamie_Beth_S Replying to @aubreyhirsch One year at Passover my (now) husband's aunt told me I was prettier than the girl he brought "last year." Yup, I was the girl he brought "last year." 22:49 · 2020/02/09 · Twitter for iPhone 49 Retweets 3 632 Likes
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  • 02
    Text - queen of the clouds @cherryemoticon just heard a customer two aisles over go "Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn't shatter when you drop it" followed by the sound of shattering glass. i hate retail 9:03 AM 8/15/19 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 03
    Text - Valentine's Day plan: 1. Breakfast in bed 2. Chocolates 3. Watch movie 4. Dinner for two. 5. Regret eating two dinners.
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  • 04
    People - Matty Wu 4 hrs. Bieber looks like a roofer that disappears on payday after you give him his check
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  • 05
    Face - Miranda Sun (semi-hiatus) @her... 17h v Yesterday, I finally achieved what every single college student in America has dreamed of, yet can only hope will happen to them. That's right. I got run over by a bus on campus. 274,271 O 20.2K 182
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  • 06
    Text - ed @edgdhh 2nite @ work a customer •ordered 3 meatballs •ate them all •ordered 3 more meatballs •ate those too •told his server to take empty plates b4 his wife got there •wife gets there •server takes both of their orders •he goes "i think ill try the meatballs" WHAT WAS HE HIDING
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  • 07
    Text - Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ I'm sorry, who would ever want to search "price: high to low"
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  • 08
    Text - Peyton @delome10 Girls be crying over a dude who reads at a 3rd grade reading level. He's not ignoring your text, he's sounding it out. Give him a second. 12/16/18, 11:41 AM 44.2K Retweets 232K Likes
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  • 09
    Car seat - Direct Action Bronson @smarxist_ get in loser, it's nap time Lo
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  • 10
    Text - Jon @ArfMeasures Me: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex Judge: Who are you?! You're not even in this trial Me: I know, I just want it on record
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