Thread Explains Why Celebrities Always Look Better In Clothes

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Eric Lund
Jan 3, 2021 9:00 AM EST

So the reason you think you look like a pile of dog crap in the same shirt as Hugh Jackman is cause all celebrity clothes are tailored specifically to fit them. Bunch of bastards. I guess the answer is to either get your clothes tailored like actors and models or to stop trying to look like you belong in a magazine. Or just give up on the whole thing, fashion is stupid anyway.

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    Text - inkdot This weekend I was told a story which, although I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind. A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear, and she was very excited, because she has a plus-size body, and wanted some tips on how to make the most of her wardrobe in a fashion culture which deliberately puts her body at a disadvantage. Her first question for him was this: how do celebrities make
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    Text - their bodies and looked great. She had tried to apply some guidelines from the show into her own wardrobe, but with only mixed success. So - what gives? His answer was that everything you will ever see on a celebrity's body, including their outfits when they're out and about and they just get caught by a paparazzo, has been tailored, and the same goes for everything on What Not To Wear. Jeans, blazers, dresses - everything right down to plain t-shirts and camisoles. He pointed out that hi
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    Text - something that fits an individual's widest place, and then have it completely altered to fit. That's how celebrities have jeans that magically fit them all over, and the rest of us chumps can't ever find a pair that doesn't gape here or ride up or slouch down or have about four yards of extra fabric here and there. I knew that having dresses and blazers altered was probably something they were doing, but to me, having alterations done generally means having my jeans hemmed and then simply
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    Text - told me that Jennifer Aniston is out there wearing a bigger size of Ralph Lauren t-shirt and having it altered to fit her. I sat there after I was told this story, and I really thought about how hard I have worked not to care about the number or the letter on the tag of my clothes, how hard I have tried to just love my body the way it is, and where l've succeeded and failed. I thought about all the times l've stood in a fitting room and stared up at the lights and bit my lip so hard it bl
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    Text - because they have to go up a size, when really the size doesn't mean anything and it never, ever did, and this is just another bullshit thing thrown in your path to make you feel shitty about yourself. I thought about all of that, and then I thought that in elementary school, there should be a class for girls where they sit you down and tell you this stuff before you waste years of your life feeling like someone put you together wrong. So, I have to take that and sit with it for a while.
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