Animal Does A Perfect Smoke Alarm Chirp
What is that? Some kind of deer thing? Whatever it is it sounds exactly like a smoke alarm that's low on batteries at 2 am. You know that moment, when you've been ripped out of your one good dream by the chirp of that stupid dumb idiot disk way up on your ceiling? Now you're trying to find a chair in the dark just so you can shut this stupid thing off. Why do smoke alarms even exist?
Yeah, probably some type of deer.
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