Parents Share Questions From Their Toddlers That Even Google Couldn't Answer

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Feb 26, 2020 2:00 PM EST

"But why?" is a question that all parents dread. Usually, it's because they don't know the answers and don't want their kid to know, but sometimes it's because there is just no answer. Reddit asked parents of the internet for the "why?" questions their toddlers have thrown at them that even Google couldn't answer and some of them are truly unanswerable. Check them out below. 

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    Text - Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/rivergame 5 days ago Parents of Reddit, what "why?" Has your toddler thrown you that even Google couldn't answer?
    via r/AskReddit
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    Text - smaysy 37.4k points · 4 days ago My 1st grader asked in front of her entire classroom, why does the Tooth Fairy want my teeth? 30 6 year olds looked at me for the answer.
    via u/smaysy
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    Text - shit-post-mega-bot 3.0k points · 4 days ago "Why do bad people pretend to be good?"
    via u/shit-post-mega-bot
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    Text - DaddyGamer1984 4.1k points · 4 days ago "Whats the smell of the colour nine?"
    via u/DaddyGamer1984
  • 05
    Text - Ladyughsalot1 29.4k points · 4 days ago S "Why was I in space before your tummy?"
    via u/Ladyughsalot1
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    Text - pikachewchew 6.5k points · 4 days ago Where was I before I was born
    via u/pikachewchew
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    Text - JshWright 18.1k points · 4 days ago "Daddy, are you going to be a boy when you grow down?"
    via u/JshWright
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    Text - CloofWatershit 15.9k points · 4 days ago My cousin who's like 4 asked me at a family gathering "what's the best paper?" Months ago and I'm still wondering what he meant
    via u/CloofWatershit
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    Text - zadiraines 15.3k points · 4 days ago Why are things called the way they are.
    via u/zadiraines
  • 10
    Text - Smec1207 14.7k points · 4 days ago S "Mom why don't I have a pee hose like the boys?"
    via u/Smec1207
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    Text - DrTautology 13.0k points · 4 days ago "Why was everything in black and white when I was a baby?"
    via u/DrTautology
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    Text - blue-waters86 31.5k points 4 days ago · edited 3 days ago S This isn't a why question, but my kid asked me "what's your favourite stairs?" two weeks ago and I'm still confused.
    via u/waters86
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    Text - youreawizardhailley 3.6k points · 4 days ago She asked me if employees come to their work on their off day, do they get to use the employee bathroom or the customer bathroom.
    via u/youreawizardhailley
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    Text - hahahahthunk 1.6k points · 4 days ago "Do caterpillars burp?" Google had no idea.
    via u/hahahahthunk
  • 15
    Text - duckfat01 20.6k points · 4 days ago S "If there really were dragons, what would they cost?"
    via u/duckfat01
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    Text - The-Lorax99 760 points · 4 days ago Not my child but my little cousin asked me did dinosaurs know humans could be fat
    via u/The-Lorax99

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