Cracked Ruined John Wick By Doing the Math

The John Wick movies are a lot of fun as long as nobody is keeping tallying of how many people John has killed or the horrific financial burdens he puts on his victims' families or the amount of vengeful orphans he's created. Well... we kept tally. And so did the vengeful orphans, probably.

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