Top Ten White People Tweets (March 2, 2020)

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Mar 3, 2020 9:08 AM EST

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  • 01
    Text - jake h @j_k_ley If Uber had an option where a guy with a mullet picked you up in a '87 Chevy Silverado w/ the windows down, blaring Travis Tritt, cooler full of Coors in the truck bed & responded to everything you said w/ "hell yea brother" then l'd choose it more often than I'm proud to admit 12:01 AM Jan 7, 2018 791 Retweets 2,948 Likes
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Mariah Hartjes @mariah_hartjes Me training a new person at my job: "So you're not really suppose to do this but this is what l do"
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Mat @MatCro Me: "Aw, your baby is cute. How old?" Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time?" Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - decent pigeon @decentbirthday Follow [assigning roles] god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth sun: sounds good god: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolves moon: hell yes 11:04 AM - 25 Dec 2017 19,071 Retweets 55,375 Likes
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Logan @NeverLostout Still being single at 32 just meansI statistically avoided my first divorce.
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Ry @spinereader why does half of Twitter think they're going to lead a communist uprising when they're too scared to order pizza on the phone
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - liva worst @realchoppedliva can't stop thinking about the time my friend sold her placebo birth control as a party drug to this guy and then we watched him pretend to trip for like 3 hours
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - meh @bonehugsnirony My emotionsTM 7am: Today l'll be more positive 10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself Lunch: ok I think I overreacted 5pm: another stupid day is over 8pm: if I get enough sleep l'll be fine 12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - rachel @BUGPOSTING insane to know that there is free serotonin floating around in my brain and my receptors are like hm...none for me thanks
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Matthew @CrowsFault CDC: To prevent coronavirus stay home, avoid physical contact and don't go into large crowds. Introverts: I've been preparing for this moment my entire life. Vertaal Tweet 21:31 · 28-02-2020 · Twitter Web App
    via Reddit

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