Thirteen Actually Quite Deep Cat Thoughts

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  • 01
    Footwear - IT AMAZES ME THAT THE HUMANS STILL ASSUME I TRIP THEM BY ACCIDENT.
  • 02
    Animal shelter - MAYBE THE CAR RIDE ENDS WHEN WE'VE REACHED A DESTINATION, RATHER THAN WHEN I'VE MEOWED ENOUGH.
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    Cat - A lengthy rehab in Brees' future? THE FLOOR IS JUST THE FLOOR, BUT A PIECE OF PAPER ON THE FLOOR IS A LUXURIOUS BED. NONDAY HAUARTES
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  • 04
    Cat - WHY DO I NEVER SEE THE RIBBON- ON-A-STRING CREATURE WITHOUT THE HUMAN NEAR? HAVE THEY FORMED AN ALLIANCE?
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  • 05
    Cat - There's something going on between the humans and the mailman. Every time he brings me a box to play with, there's stuff inside for the humans to use.
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  • 06
    Mammal - IF THE TOY GETS TRAPPED UNDER THE REFRIGERATOR, WAS IT EVER A TOY AT ALL?
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  • 07
    Cat - MY HUMAN SPENDS HOURS LOOKING AT OTHER CATS ON THE INTERNET. OUR LOVE ISA LIE.
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  • 08
    Cat - Maybe the humans truly don't know when to stop belly rubs, and l'm punishing them for no reason.
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    Cat - KNOWING THAT THE HUMANS WANT ME TO USE SOMETHING MAKES IT HALF AS FUN AS WHAT THEY DISAPPROVE OF.
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  • 10
    Cat - Why do the humans get mad when I wake them up? They could always sleep during the day like I do.
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  • 11
    Cat - WHAT DIFFERENCE IS THERE BETWEEN A CARRIER AND A MOVING JAIL CELL?
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  • 12
    Cat - Can't tell if the humans are dumb or ungrateful for throwing out the mouse I killed for them. I even left it in their bed!
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  • 13
    Cat - I fear the humans don't understand the severity of the fly intruder. I fight with all my strength, yet they just sit idly by, indifferent to the flying drone's invasion.
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