Top 10 White People Tweets (March 12, 2020)

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Mar 13, 2020 9:08 AM EDT

Have a look at these white people tweets from the other day. 

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  • 01
    Text - Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna I carry a whistle to the grocery store in case someone violates the sanctity of the "15 Items Or Less" lane.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - theo @polykugge Maps used to say cool stuff like "here be where the wyverns dwell" now they just say stupid shit like idaho 9:40 AM - 2/19/20 - Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - torY @yrotftw so did anyone else go through a phase as a kid where u were genuinely concerned ab the bermuda triangle???? 6 y/o me was like bro???? why are we not solving this PROBLEM??
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - karma pElise @nintendoesnt waitress: i'm sorry your food is taking so long! me: *presses forehead against hers* listen to me. i know it's not your fault. i love you. i am tipping you 80%. 8:52 PM 28 Apr 18
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Matt Buckland @EISatanico Karma - the guy who pushed past me on the tube and then suggested I go F myself just arrived for his interview...with me...
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Daniel Burnell @the_real_bnell The Office: Coronavirus Michael ignores the "work from home" memo because he thinks that everyone should be together at a time like this Dwight acts completely normal & claims genetic immunity Angela wears a hazmat suit Kevin says that he's had it for weeks & feels fine
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - The Glad Stork @TheGladStork I wish horses knew that every person who drives by them says, "Oh look. Horses."
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - REECE'S Reeces @reeces The wage gap isn't real. Men just tend to go for higher paying jobs, like doctor, engineer and CEO. Whereas women go for lower paying jobs like female doctor, female engineer and female CEO. 18:28 · 10 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone 10.2K Retweets 77.3K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Cara Really Has The Munchies @notagaincara Wow. She's a trooper. - me watching porn 8:13 PM · 10 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 10
    Text - Rebecca Weiser @rebweis I love when people at work tell me they're just "stepping out for lunch." | am 45 minutes late every day and watch television on my phone. I do not care what u do
    via Reddit

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