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Top 10 White People Tweets (March 24, 2020)

Check out these tweets from the other day for a good laugh. 

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    Text - B-Man @Bmangall20 @pestosalad My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn't try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled "Get the hell out of here Dennis" And that's probably my favorite story ever
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    Text - Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk I am tired of being a part of a major historical event 11:30 PM Mar 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - honest jabe @jaynooch Setting some personal goals for my time in quarantine, here's the current list: 1. Read a book but take a break every few pages 2. Watch a show on Netflix but don't pay attention 3. Gain 600 Ibs 4. Zelda
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    Paper - Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes What started as a gag birthday gift from my sister has turned into my greatest treasure.
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    Text - Neal Brennan COMEDIANS of the werld MEWYEARS DAYTR NEAL BRENNA @nealbrennan NEW YORK: Shelter in place. CALFORNIA: Shelter in place. FLORIDA: Dade County Coughing Contest starts in 20 minutes! 11:35 AM · 23 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 1,477 Retweets 9,311 Likes
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    Text - Nick Parco O @nick_parco When you walk into Barnes and Noble and they don't have to book you are looking for Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump - 8h THIS IS WHY WE NEED BORDERS! 10:31 AM · 3/23/20 · TweetDeck 952 Retweets 5,058 Likes
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    Text - 8:07 PM 45% Thread montana @macho_montana My professor is 74 and he isn't confident using Zoom so he's prerecorded the rest of our classes. Today, I watched the first one. He has a Pinocchio doll in the front row because he isn't comfortable teaching to an empty room. I'm social distancing for this man and this man only. UNC SCHOOL OF LAW 10:38 PM 22 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone Tweet your reply
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    Text - Mike O'Laskey @BigBangMike_ Disease in Coronavirus. A Plague of Locust in Africa. I'm an atheist but l'm still sitting here sweating as a first born son. Did Revelations say the end of the world would be signaled by "Trumpets" or by Trump/Pence? Asking for a friend. 1:11 PM 3/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - COBIE-19 @CryptoCobain We should give COVID to Bernie, Biden and Trump. Whoever survives is president. Survival of the fittest. No survivors and it's Hillary, since she created the virus she should get the job 21:17 · 23 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Adrian Chen @AdrianChen Someone needs to invent Zoomroulette, where you can click a button and drop into a random business meeting, university class, or friend hangout.
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