These Quirky Comics About A Hitman Are Wonderfully Absurd

When we saw our first "Tony Lazuto comic" we sent it to everyone we knew. The comic, which featured a hitman feigning a butthole injury to carry out an assassination was definitely something we'd never seen before. The absurdity and genius had us floored. And we're happy to report that there are quite a few more where that one came from. 

The comics come from the genius mind of Tim Lavoie's Elder Cactus. Turns out Lavoie created an entire saga based on the hilarious hitman character. And we're so glad he did. If you like what you see, give Elder Cactus some love on Patreon. We need this kind of entertainment now more than ever.

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