Failed Candidate Beards Inspire Twitter Thread Of Zingers And Photoshops

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Ada Elder
Apr 2, 2020 12:00 PM EDT

Twitter user @Voodoo_Pork wowed the site yesterday when they posted evidence that many failed presidential candidates share this one weird trait: "Sad Dad Beards." The tweet came with ample evidence of this trend, with snaps of presidential hopefuls from Pete Buttigieg to Ted Cruz. Funny replies started stacking up, with some serious zingers and a whole lot of photoshopped images of female candidates. And guess what? We've put 'em all here for your easy access. Bearded Elizabeth Warren is definitely something else. 

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    Face - Voodoo Pork @Voodoo_Pork Every failed Presidential candidate eventually grows a sad dad beard CLASSIC
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Retail - CLASSIC TBarce CLASSIC CLASSIC
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Hair
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Hair
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Spokesperson
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Text - Voodoo Pork @Voodoo_Pork They all look like they're about to enter family court to explain running a jetski into a floating bar 10:08 AM · 3/30/20 · Twitter Web App
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Face - Eva Cantor Give Orson Welles a s... @PoRiverJamBand Replying to @Voodoo_Pork and @ZeeZeeMooMoo Like it or not, this was the trendsetter.
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Text - Voodoo Pork @Voodoo_Pork Al Gore actually became way less of a loser after he lost, ironically. 1:00 PM · 3/30/20 · Twitter Web App
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Facial hair - Bertrand Russell Terrier @EvilAlienReplic Replying to @Voodoo_Pork Freaking News.com
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Face - riley @stabbityjoe Replying to @Voodoo_Pork and @joey_culoper
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Text - Suspended Account @Suspended Acct Replying to @Voodoo_Pork and @tony_magoni 12:21 AM · 3/31/20 · Twitter Web Client
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Face - Newtonian @PerNewton 1d Replying to @Voodoo_Pork Got a pic of Klobuchar's? Voodoo Pork @Voodoo_Pork 1d James Lipton, Jr. This is eerie. 91 27
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Text - Pokémon Otis @pokemon_otis Replying to @Voodoo_Pork l'd compare these to playoff beards, but those players have actually won something
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Text - Birthjay Dad @GorillaPaella Replying to @Voodoo_Pork 12:48 PM · 3/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Text - Suspended Account @Suspended Acct Replying to @Voodoo_Pork and @tony_magoni lSt Freuking News.com 12:19 AM · 3/31/20 · Twitter Web Client
    via @Voodoo_Pork
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    Text - Duke Lang @DukeDALang Replying to @Voodoo_Pork and @jvgraz Biden keeps trying to grow one, but Jill keeps shaving it off.
    via @Voodoo_Pork

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