Top Ten White People Tweets (April 1, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 Son: Can I have some? Me, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy you won't like it. 8:43 PM 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone 0....
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    Text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
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  • 03
    Text - Dr Andromeda. @JAFD74 Thave 1000 Mars bars in my fridge and my mate has 1 in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. This is how celeb charity appeals work. 19/05/2018, 8:07 am 3,426 Retweets 8,298 Likes
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    Text - Talk Thirty TalkThirtyToMeTM ToMem @TalkThirty I want a reality TV show where celebrities have to self-isolate in tiny studio apartments and they spend every episode apologizing to us for whining from their mansions during a global pandemic.
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  • 05
    Text - Jess @SupJess_ Just a reminder that Joe Exotic got two straight men to marry him while you are being left on read even in quarantine.
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  • 06
    Text - abstractcomment @abstractcommen1 Summer vacation except it's cold outside, all your friends are away and you're grounded for something you didn't cause.
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  • 07
    Text - Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine We are all buying groceries, doing puzzles and waiting on government checks. The Coronavirus has turned us into boomers. 10:36 AM · 3/31/20 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 17 Likes
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    Text - 8:33 Thread Chappell Ellison d_o 2020 and Megan Pettit liked Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres My husband had to give me a talk about not completely destroying my 5 year-old son at MarioKart. "It's just not necessary." 7:00 PM · 3/30/20 · Twitter Web App 277 Retweets 6,759 Likes
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  • 09
    Text - Olly iConic @OllyiConic god: how are they doing down there angel: o0oh good pretty good god: wow how'd you get them to settle down angel: promise you won't be mad at me
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    Text - Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine Quarantine Day 15: My dog has correlated me putting on pants with going outside. 9:03 AM 3/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone 13 Retweets 43 Likes
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