'He has no remorse, but I apologize on his behalf': Entire neighborhood in an uproar by hissterical criminal cat burglar who steals everything from clothes to computer mice

This story is for anyone out there who still believes that having a cat means having a boring pet. We, as cat owners, know that this is far, far from the truth, but some people still believe that. Of course, we understand why. Cats do sleep most of the day, and when they're not sleeping, they're usually eating or cleaning themselves or resting. Chill stuff. But not always. About 7.3% of the time, cats go into chaos mode, and that short period that chaos mode is activated makes up for all the boredom from before. 

Now, you never know when cats will start causing chaos or what they will do, but just know… it will happen. And it will happen in the funniest way possible. For some people, it's cats breaking something or eating something that they shouldn't. For others, it's their cats becoming ninjas and attacking almonds, or it's their cats going on an adventure inside their walls, and for this person… it was their cat becoming the most notorious neighborhood cat burglar (literally) who has ever lived.