Top Weekly Shower Thoughts: Animal Edition

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satirequeen
Apr 10, 2020 2:30 PM EDT

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts, but with a twist. Welcome to the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe all about animals. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about our (mostly furry) friends. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/jsilvy 3 days ago Cats and dogs get along much better than we were led to believe as children.
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  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/solaris716 3 days ago Our pets don't seem to be weirded out that we change color from the neck down each day.
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  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/vexed_chexmix 1 day ago If you hear birds chirping before the sun's out, you're either ultra productive or you've lost control of your life
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  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/CleanYourTerrarium 5 days ago Snakes probably think garden hoses are statues of famous snakes
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  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/OhMyTummyHurts 2 days ago If cats could fly, we'd rarely see them in the air unless they were hunting birds. They'd mostly stare at us condescendingly from the tops of buildings and utility poles.
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  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/deadpoetsunite 2 days ago S When a cat falls asleep in your lap it's not a display of trust as we believe it to be. It's the ultimate display of dominance; for they know we will not move until they allow it.
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  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/chubbyremoval 5 days ago The first guy to give his puppy chocolate must've been so sad.
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  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/aqjo 3 days ago Dogs have the difficult decision of deciding whether a snack is large enough to take to a rug, or if they can just eat it where they are.
    via u/aqjo
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Dunwang 2 days ago We find it adorable when dogs do human things but disturbing when humans do dog things
    via u/Dunwang
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Deanothedino 4 days ago The person who coined "cat got your tongue" must have been witness to some weird shit.
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  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Deanothedino 1 day ago A dog's tail and the human heart are very similar in terms of how they react to excitement.
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  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Quality_Cucumber 1 day ago Fat cats don't know why they're fat and they probably don't care.
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